Ug. A leech stuck to your eyeball? I read that story and shrieked. I can’t decide if that’s creepier than the bee beard. I think the beard still wins because the person willingly allowed those bees to sit there.
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Brings New Meaning To The Old Ball And Chain
Wow. That’s some crazy thinkin’. Helen Sun decided that the only way to get her estranged husband Robert Drawbaugh to listen to her was to sneak up on him while he slept and handcuff herself to him. She also changed the lock on the bedroom door. I don’t know what she thought biting his torso …
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Going Down!
You know, something tells me David Senior wasn’t able to ease that girl’s fear of heights when, while telling her that leaning over the hotel balcony was safe, he leaned over it and fell four storeys onto the roof of the hotel’s restaurant. Woops. I love the description of the guy falling. “I heard this …
Ahh Ahh Ahh Oh Oh Oh Oh Oh OOOOO Ow Ow Ow Ow Owwwwwwwwww!
Man’s penis injured in grinder accident Accident? I could be wrong, but I’ve always kind of been under the impression that stuff like this doesn’t happen unless you’re kinda sorta looking for it to happen.
Fire And Lice
Note to everyone out there. If you get lice, for god’s sake, don’t try to kill them with gasoline. There are shampoos, even tea tree oil is apparently good. But when you use gasoline, things don’t go well, as the family and friends of Jessica Brooks are now horribly aware. Jessica suffered serious burns when …
Does this Mean We’re Not Friends?
Oh god. Either way this crochet needle wound up in this guy’s urethra, that has gotta hurt. How deep does this guy have to sleep for his ex girlfriend to have shoved it in there without him feeling a thing? If she did it, that’s one evil ex. I can see why the relationship didn’t …
Look Into My Eyes….Like My Tattoo?
This story about eyeball tattoos, yes, I said eyeball tattoos, is funny because of two sentences. Even tattoo shops across the metro don’t know what would propel someone to do something like this, but they say it’s unneeded legislation. Propel? Would that be compel? The use of the word propel in the context of eyeball …
The 2008 Darwin Awards
Amazingly I haven’t had the fake ones emailed to me yet this year. Either people are starting to figure this stuff out or I’m less popular than I used to be. My money’s on option 2. Don’t forget to visitDarwinAwards.comfor a lot more of this stuff. ANNOUNCING THE 2008 DARWIN AWARD WIENERS! THE DARWIN AWARDS: …
Way, Hey, Boom, And Up She Goes
Yikes. don’t play with M-80’s. And if you’re stupid enough to do that, don’t put one between your legs and cover it with your hand to muffle the explosion.Just ask this guy.
Traumatic Insemination Indeed!
Reading this makes me very very very happy I’m not a female squid. Eek! What a way to screw. But there’s one major flaw I see in this theory. If squid always lived in the deep ocean, then why would they need to see? Shouldn’t they have evolved other ways of sensing what those who …