Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
I read about this story not too long after I was out of the hospital. In true me fashion, I let out a scream when it got crazy…and then thought, in light of current circumstances, maybe that was dumb. Poor Steve, the scream must have been pretty painful-sounding, because he came in a hurry, thinking …
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Seems we’ve got another loaded gun in a vagina, everyone. I know desperate people do desperate things and whatnot, but this just seems like such a beyond horrible idea. As Dallas Archer was being booked into the Kingsport jail, a female corrections officer alerted to an “unknown object” in the teenager’s crotch during a search. …
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Being cheated on and dumped is a pretty shitty feeling. And naturally, there are several ways one might react when it happens. Some folks cry out their eyes, some folks throw glasses, some folks throw back a few glasses, some yell and scream and still others take it all in stride and do their best …
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Obviously, we here at Vomit Comet World HQ strongly advise against putting meth pipes in your vagina. But if you must, we encourage you in the strongest manner possible not to get into a car accident while they’re there. According to The Smoking Gun, police officers responding to the accident found that 26-year-old Jeana Marie …
If you remember the story a friend sent in about the fellow who used an electric toothbrush on the end opposite to that which the good lord intended, you might enjoy this guy livetweeting his trip to the ER for the removal of a vibrating dildo, complete with photos and life lessons. Life Lesson: When …
Quite the day we’re having here. First it was hundred bags of drugs in his out door guy, and now, meet loaded .22-caliber revolver in the vagina lady, AKA Christie Dawn Harris. While being transported to jail, Harris “stated several times that she needed to go to the bathroom.” At the lockup, Harris was directed …
Bloods Gang Member Found With 100 Bags Of Heroin Hidden In His Anus (Which Appears To Be A New Record) I don’t know if this actually is a record, but sweet jesus do I ever hope it is. I may cry.
Man. You try to do a nice thing by taking in a stray dog and giving it a good home and the next thing you know, the damned thing is chewing off your testicles while you sleep. Around 7:45 a.m. Monday he was awakened by a “burning pain” in his mid-section, according to the initial …
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Nope, I’m not even gonna try to explain this. I subscribe to the police theory that there may have been drugs involved, however. When you cut off your penis because George Bush told you to, it’s not much of a leap to assume that either drugs you have taken or should be taking were probably …
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Not that there’s always a whole lot of it to question, but I often find myself questioning the logic of people who run from the police. For starters, you’re probably not going to get away, so why go to all the trouble? And when they do catch you, that takedown is going to suck, there’s …
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