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Here’s a message to all scuba divers. Use a safety buoy, or else a fisherman might get ya by the short and curlies. That’s what happened to one poor sucker in England. John Goldfinch was happily fishing away, hoping for some mackerel. But what he got was a scuba diver. And where did he get …
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Soundtrack time! Why am I so amused by the image of a guy getting himself pretty crisped up by grinding up fireworks in a coffee grinder? Sean Michael Ogden was trying to break down smaller fireworks to make bigger ones. All he made was a big boom, a big boom that shook the house of …
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I saw this a little while ago and knew I wanted to post about it. But my brain still was pretty fried, so nothing happened. I’m sure lots of times, parents have said they’ll kick their kids out of their car and leave them behind. Of course, they won’t do it. Well, this parent did. …
I really have become quite jaded. I can read a story about a woman chopping off her husband’s penis and think “Meh, whatever.” But a couple things about this one caught my attention. After she had, um, removed his thing, she put it through the garbage disposal! Oh dear. Unlike John Bobbitt, he ain’t gettin’ …
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When we lived in our old place waaaay back in the days when Steve’s laundry basket was stolen and drunks came for an unintended sleepover, we used to joke that the owner of our building was a mobster. It’s a good thing we were never late with rent. Otherwise, this may have happened to us. …
Earl Lee Vogtdefinitely seems to subscribe to the go big or go home philosophy when it comes to smuggling stuff into jail via the trusty ass crack. According to police, Vogt’s anal inventory included a Kyocera cell phone, an MP3 player, ear bud headphones, marijuana, tobacco and $140 in cash. Colour me impressed…and a wee …
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I want to feel bad foryoung Johnathan Batton,I really do. But I can’t. Seriously Johnathan, I understand heat of the moment and all that, but sticking your tongue out while you’re face to face with a crazy woman who’s house you’re moving out of? While you’re arguing? And she’s already beating you up? Really? You …
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Sorry this is going up so late, and sorry for the general neglect of this place over the last little while. Laziness, busyness, illness, hung overness and going out and having funness haven’t made for the best of reading lately. Hopefully things can start getting back to normal soon, but to hold you over until …
This little incident just may have revealed bigger problems with this family. An unnamed 17-year-old Orlando boy was laying on his bed with his 12-year-old sister and a 9 mm pistol. Yup, just layin’ on the bed with the gun. For reasons only the boy will comprehend, he thought it would be a good idea …
It doesn’t happen often, but I’m honestly at a loss for words right now. I’m not sure how many of you are aware of this, but it’s awfully difficult to write anything of substance when your man dangles are beating a hasty retreat for the safety of your insides and your eyes are filled with …