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Note to everyone, courtesy of an unnamed fellow in Colorado Springs. If you’re going to clean your natural gas fireplace, especially if you’re going to clean it with an aerosol, make sure it isn’t lit first. If it is still lit and you spray aerosol stuff up there, a big fireball just might shoot out …
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We’ve talked about people castrating themselves, sometimes while on drugs, but I don’t think we’ve ever talked about a guy trying to perform a sex change operation on himself. Ok, I understand the whole removal of his testicles thing, even though it makes me cringe, but how did he think he was going to create …
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Yikes! The one lesson we can all learn from this story is Don’t get romantically involved with Terry Allen Lester. If things end badly, he may send you an explosive sex toy for Christmas. Yup, he took apart a sex toy and inserted gun powder, BB shot and buck shot and then connected wires to …
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When I heard the end of this story, I let out a little shriek. We often talk about unfortunate things happening to men’s genetals, but rarely do we hear about the private parts of women ggetting disfigured. I know this isn’t genetals, but still. A Las Cruces woman learned a painful lesson about her mother-in-law …
Kevin Funderburk had to learn that you do not mess with a certain 71-year-old woman. If you do, she will whoop your ass with a frying pan. He convinced her that he was homeless and needed a place to stay. Then he tried to rape her. She was not havin’ this, and wack wack wack! …
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We have an update on the tongue-chomper from yesterday. For starters, we have her name, Karen Lueders. I’d say the judge was right to order her a mental health evaluation. Karen Lueders did not speak during the court appearance, but she leaned over to a reporter as she was escorted out in handcuffs, saying, “I …
This is another perplexing one. But I’ve noticed a pattern. New Years kisses and kissing after singing Christmas carols can lead to bloody amputations. Eek. This one happened between a man in his 70’s and his 50-year-old wife. They sang Christmas carols, he went to kiss her good night, and she bit his tongue right …
All I found on this story was this little excerpt from a sports blog and an article you have to pay to see. But somewhere in Amherst, Massachusetts, a man tried to scratch his nose with a bb gun. It didn’t end well. A man at a Hobart Lane home who was trying to scratch …
Here’s a lesson, courtesy of an unnamed 22-year-old Vancouver, B.C. man. If you’re going to rob a donut shop and use a knife as a weapon, don’t do it while drunk, because you might fall on your own weapon. Needless to say, all he got out of the deal was a trip to the hospital …
Here come two more morons raising two poor unfortunate kids. I guess they decided to go steal some copper wire and brought their kids along for the ride. So, they left their kids in the truck and went into a vacant property to steal some wire. The power would be off right? Right? Wrong! Now …
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