Remember when I laughed at Oklahoma’s ban on tattooing the whites of the eyes because who would put needles in their eyes? Well, a dude in Oregon went and tattooed his own eyeballs! Yup, poked a needle in his eye and shot ink in there. Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow are you a …
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What’s The Crime? They Were Just Taking Out The Trash.
We have another story about a dude hiding in a dumpster and then getting dumped in a trash truck, but this guy didn’t die. I refuse to say that he was luckier than our compacted prison escapee because he’s in critical condition, and I’m sure it wasn’t pleasant to be compacted several times. It all …
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Dragged Guide Dog Update
Here’s an update to the guide dog getting dragged by the train story. It looks like The dog’s name is Palm, and she’s recovering. Look at that list of injuries. Ow ow ow ow oo oo oo oo eee eeee eeee! And look at that vet bill. But it does say the hospital is taking …
Acidface, I Got An Acidface, And It Is Bleeding Bleeding Bleeding Bloody Gone
Well it looks like the charges are starting to come down for Bethany Storro. They’re starting with theft. I’m sure there’ll be more. She seems like she really took advantage of folks, spending some of the money on bills for earlier laser facial peels, dinner for her parents, and clothes. The idea that she has …
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Unintentional Bee Beard
Poor Lamar LaCaze. Poor poor guy. After that, I think I would have to mow the lawn in a snowsuit. He was just mowing the lawn, when it happened. He must have struck one hell of a nest of bees, because he got 1200 stings. Ow ow ow ow oo oo ee ee. I love …
What An Asscid Hat!
Remember Bethany “hey pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” Storro? Well, she made it up. She threw the acid in her own face! Police figured this out when her story started to change over time. The article says they searched her home. I guess I can assume they found a bunch of acid …
Boobie Trapped
Here’s a little tip for others who may think like Ronald McIntyre. If you owe more than $5000 in child support and the cops are looking for you, you’re better off to just let the cops arrest you than try to jump out a window, especially if that window is a third floor window that …
Spider 1, Humans 0
This sounds like something that should be in a cartoon. It all started when a woman asked her husband to kill a spider in her bathroom. He went in to get it, but it was out of reach. So, he sprayed it with an aerosol can. Then, he couldn’t see if it had worked, because …
It’s Never Good When Your Face Sizzles And Bubbles
Yeesh! This story of a woman throwing acid on a complete stranger sounds like something that’ll end up in some Snopes email. All Bethany Storro was doing was getting something out of the trunk of her car, when…she hears “Pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” and splash! She gets a face full of …
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The Classroom Was A Buzz Of Activity
I think Kyle Dubois should have read the story of Kirsten Taylor before he thought that attaching aligator clips to his nipples and then having someone plug him in would be a good idea. Of course, it wasn’t, and his heart stopped. Luckily, or maybe unluckily, paramedics were able to attach paddles to that same …