What’s The Matter, Crump Got Your Tongue?

I want to feel bad foryoung Johnathan Batton,I really do. But I can’t. Seriously Johnathan, I understand heat of the moment and all that, but sticking your tongue out while you’re face to face with a crazy woman who’s house you’re moving out of? While you’re arguing? And she’s already beating you up? Really? You …

It’s Way Better Than Raising Your Child, It’s Passing Out In A Wendy’s!

Raising a child can be hard work. But it should never be such hard work that it causes mom and dad tosaunter into a Wendy’s and pass out, leaving their 5-year-old daughter to talk to strangers a couple tables away. Police say it was very difficult to wake the pair up and they had to …

Which Is He? A Woman Or A Baby?

This little incident just may have revealed bigger problems with this family. An unnamed 17-year-old Orlando boy was laying on his bed with his 12-year-old sister and a 9 mm pistol. Yup, just layin’ on the bed with the gun. For reasons only the boy will comprehend, he thought it would be a good idea …

He Asked You To Do What? And You Did It?

Wow. Speaking of frightening things people fall for… Steven Demink liked to cruise through online dating sites. He would steal pictures of male models and use them as his headshots. He called himself a psychologist and single father. He would find mothers, and convince them that as some form of therapy, they should engage in …

I’ve Seen Some Crazies In My Time, But This Woman Takes The Cake…And Throws It At You

I have nothing to add tothis,other than that for some reason I want cupcakes now. A mother trashed a cake shop after being told they had run out of her favourite flavour of cupcake. With her children beside her, she smashed glass display units and threw cupcakes at customers after being told there were no …

Duct Tape: The Handyman’s Secret Weapon, Not The Parents Photography Tool

You know, I’m glad Caira Ferguson is as dumb as she is. Her stupidity may have saved her daughter. One day, six months ago, Ferguson thought it would be a swell plan to duct tape her 18-month-old kid into a chair, even duct taping her mouth, and take a picture. The picture was put up …

Stripper…Of The Right To Have Kids

It’s pretty sad when I can read a story about a chick leaving her kids alone while she goes off to work as a stripper at night and think “Meh, is that really weird anymore?” I’ve written about similar stories and been all enraged. But it happens so often, parents neglecting their kids, leaving them …

Hey Look! I Won My Assault And Battery Merit Badges!

Don’t get between Hersha C. Howard and her girl scout cookies. she might chase you with a pair of scissors and clobber you with multiple boards. The story goes that Howard came into her room-mate’s bedroom in the middle of the night and demanded to know if she ate her thin mints cookies. The room-mate …

She Won’t Do The Dishes At Home? Well, She’s Doing Them Here.

Here’s another valuable lesson. If you’re going to be dumb enough to dine and dash, don’t leave your 12-year-old daughter behind. Also, don’t then call the sheriff’s department and claim that your daughter was kidnapped. That would have been a strange meal. Melissa Ashley Graham and her daughter sit down to dinner, and Graham orders …

Three More To Add To The Parents Of The Year Pile

Wow. I can’t remember if I’ve seen 3 stories of people mistreating kids in their care in a week before, but I sure see them now. How depressing. First is the story of a woman wacking a nine-year-old boy on the head with a frying pan because he dropped a bagel with cream cheese on …