The Kids Don’t Need That Anatomy Lesson That Early On

Wow. What a prize. After getting involved in an argument about where she should drop off the kid she was driving to school, a woman told others, and showed them, what they should kiss. Kids saw it and were asking their parents what that woman was doing, and commenting that it was gross. Real classy, …

Put That Teaching Tool Away

Wow. I can’t decide if this miserable attempt at an explanation for what happened is worse than the guy who said he touched the little girl because he was too blind to see who she was, or the guy who flashes people walking alone to show them how vulnerable they are. Bryan Hearron said the …

The Exploding Pen Certainly Is Mightier Than The Sword

Jessie Bauguess’s whole family sounds screwed up. What a sad bunch. It all started to unravel when Jessie Bauguess brought an exploding pen to school. His grandmother says it was a prank, but it sent a kid to the hospital with burns to his hands and fragments of the pen going into his chest and …

Hopefully This Apple Can Fall Some Distance From The Tree

Here’s a kid who, before this whole mess, looked to have a dismal future. The nine-month-old baby’s situation was brought to light when a woman showed up at the police station with the little girl, saying she didn’t want to look after her anymore, and she could not get the mom to pick her up. …

At Her Next Birthday, Did She Wish For Less Crazy Neighbours?

Maybe it’s because of people like Jennifer Petkov that schools scrutinize birthday party invites and Valentine’s Day cards are not allowed. But if that’s the case, this world is in even more trouble than I thought. It all started with a birthday party. Kids were playing in the yard of the Rose household and Jennifer …

Don’t Go Camping With Katrina Camp

Katrina Diane Camp’s little girl is very, very lucky. Apparently, she, her mother and their dog went camping, and her mother decided to have a little fun. After drinking 3 quarters of a bottle of spiced rum, she decided to go on a hike with the dog, but left her two-year-old daughter naked in the …

Coping Strategy: Needs Improvement

If James Lee Frank was trying to set an example for his kid, then what he is demonstrating is how to be a complete idiot. He was not happy with how his kid was doing in school, and somehow his kid’s performance had nothing to do with the kid at all. This guy thought his …

Unhappy Birthday

This story of a kid’s birthday party turning into a drunken brawl causes me to ask so many questions. There’s the obvious question. What kind of idiots would break beer bottles and involve themselves in a massive 75-person brawl in front of 30 children? Not only are you setting a horrible example, but you’re endangering …

Mommy, What’s The Hurry?

I wonder how many times Erica Fay Anderson has robbed a bank. I mean, she managed to rob the bank, then pick up her kids from school. Unfortunately for her, someone described her car and got her plate number, and police were waiting for her when she came home with her little girls. It looks …

Hopefully The Kid Is Safe And This Guy Is Out Of A Job

Call it a crazy hunch, but something tells me that suburban Harrisburg Pennsylvania’s Ray Boudreau won’t be in the running for any coach or father of the year awards any time soon. It’s bad enough that heallegedly punched one of his 9-year-old baseball players twice in the face after the kid was ejected from a …