Hmmm. How would you pronounce the name Joleen Stupar? I’m leaning towards pronouncing it like “stooper,” since she was found slumped over her steering wheel drunk. I might even call her Stupid Stupar because she had her three-year-old child in the back seat when she passed out drunk with a .39 blood alcohol level. Real …
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Smoke Rises, and Rizal Smokes.
Ok, I hope someone from Indonesia reads here, so they can explain this to me. How in hell does a two-year-old child start smoking? Actually, how does a two-year-old child already reach the point of having a 40-cigarette-a-day habit? Please explain to me how Ardi Rizal’s situation is possible, because I can’t figure it out. …
"I’m Not Going To Jail And You Can’t Make Me!" "Oh Yeah? Betcha I Can!"
What is up with people shoplifting with their kids? We had the doctor and his wife, the chick stealing the ‘101 ways to be a great mom’ book while her kids watched, and now, we have a mom who wouldn’t mind making her getaway without her kid. Luckily, a quick-thinking customer grabbed the kid and …
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Not A Potty Mouth, but A Pot Mouth
Amanda Monique Mallit and Horace Phillip sound like quite the pair. After Mallit was assaulted and had to go to the hospital, for some reason she took her baby with her, and one of them decided to hide their baggy of pot in the baby’s mouth. The baby started choking. Now, instead of just being …
I Wouldn’t Know Where To Set Damages, But She Sure Has Been Damaged
The story of a kid suing the county for making her live with her sex-offender grandfather is beyond confusing, and makes me wonder if there will be a similar case in Australia in a few years because of those girls being made to spend weekends with their sex-offender father. Here’s what the story says happened. …
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1 Tequila, 2 Tequila, 3 Tequila, Police Custody
Genoveva Amacenda-Velona must have some enormous testicles, and I’m thinking she also has an equally opposite sense of responsibility. Amacenda-Velona, 30, was nabbed for drunk driving. But this was far from your run of the mill drunk driving case. She was nabbed for drunk driving involvinga half finished bottle of Jose Cuervo tequila sitting next …
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More Unfunny April Fools Jokes
Here comes another person who doesn’t understand the difference between a good April Fools joke and a bad one. Michael Kelly’s mom called him up saying his son was missing. So, he drove home way too fast, sped away from police when they tried to pull him over, and got arrested. Then he found out …
She’s The April Fool
Let me explain something to Tiffany Morland. An April Fools joke is something that is not supposed to cause any harm. The person might freak out for a second if they believe you, but at the end of it all, everybody gets a good laugh. having a boy call his grandmother and tell her that …
Good Aim, Bad Choice
So…judging from the story, we know what Krystal Gardner’s priorities are. First, her SUV, then maybe her kid…if the kid is lucky. Someone came to repossess her SUV, and was in the process of doing so when Gardner lobbed her baby through the window of the moving vehicle. The repo man put the car in …
On His Parenting Report, This One Gets A Disgusted Face
Here’s a thought for the dad who made his sun kneel on bottle caps because of a sad face on a school report. Maybe the reason he’s misbehaving at school is because of the way he’s being treated at home. Maybe dear old dad can think about that while in jail.