Give Me Five Grand, I’ll Get Five Years

Here comes another kid being offered up for sale for who knows what reason. this time it’s a 4-year-old boy. Nobody knows if this guy is serious, and now the ad has been pulled. It’s too bad it’s been pulled, because the ad had a picture of the boy in it, and the woman who …

Once The Bun Comes Out Of The Oven, It’s Not Supposed To Go Back In

Larry Long and Brandy Hatton sound like quite the pair. I wonder how they managed to take care of two other kids before this incident. Long said he went to work and smoked some marijuana which he thinks may have been laced with something else. He came home, and he and Hatton drank a fifth …

Just Call Him Sir Smoke-A-Lot

There isn’t much to this story, a dude serves his sentence for dealing pot and then immediately smokes pot on his way home in the car. Yeah that’s dumb, but whatever. But what caught my attention was his name. Sir James Smith. Sir? Can anybody just slap a “Sir” on their name? Well, Sir James …

Oh Baby! No, Not That Baby…

There’s never a good time to fondle a woman who doesn’t want to be fondled, but there are especially bad times to try. For instance, when the woman in question isa nurse in the midst of helping to deliver your baby,the time is no good at all. If you don’t want to take my word …

And These Parents Adopted Kids

I really didn’t want to do this one yet. I was hoping to find something funny before I wrote about this. But I couldn’t find anything. Kevin and Elizabeth Schatz are facing some pretty serious charges because of some discipline methods they used on their kids, namely beating them with a length of quarter-inch plumbing …

Next Time, Just Use The Cane To Lean On

The part of this article about Toni Price has me asking more questions than finding answers. The story goes that Toni Price was upset that her kid had been spat at while at school. So, her solution was to drink a 40-ouncer of colt 45 and head to her daughter’s elementary school armed with a …

That’s One Sick Puppy

This whole situation seems weird, but the weirdest part of it is Nicholas R. Hubbard. He decided to trade his computer for a puppy. What an odd trade. I guess I can sort of see it. Some puppies are worth a few hundred bucks, and instead of money, he gave her the computer. But then …

“It’s A Misadventure,” Said Fred.

Fred Campbell may not be seeing much of his grandson now after driving along with the little guy in one hand and a beer in the other. He’s lucky he got caught before there was an accident. It sounds like he couldn’t even stand on one foot, much less drive a car. But it sounds …