Update: Stefanski has plead guilty to child endangerment charges and is looking at up to 3 years in prison. *original story below* While this incident from a few weeks back might on some level be sorta fun, I recognize that this one involves a highly dangerous concentration of radioactive retardity. Two Indiana parents are facing …
Category Archives: parents of the year
Not So Hot Wheels
I realize that this is completely stupid and dangerous and that I might have to murder somebody who tried it with my kid especially given the condition they were in at the time, but the kid part of me still thinks it would be pretty awesome and fun. The grandparents of a seven-year-old Florida girl …
Ahh So We Left A Kid. Big Deal, We Have More
One of the questions some parents seem to struggle with is how many kids do I want, and how will I know when enough is enough? The answer varies from family to family, but I think we can all agree that when you can take all 10 of yours and 9 of their friends to …
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A Post With A Bunch Of Stuff In It Just To Show You We’re Alive
So…this place sure has been hopping lately, eh? Yeah…about that. I’m sorry. Really, I am. But to be honest, it can’t be helped, and I can’t say when it’s going to get better. I don’t want to get into a whole lot of specifics, so I’ll leave it at this: There are a few things …
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You’re Gonna Bite The Biscuit, Son! Not That You Could, Since You Let Them Burn To A Crisp!
Question: How does a quiet breakfast with the family turn into dad tustling with you, biting your finger, smashing a platter over your head and then threatening to kill you with the meat cleaver he’s pressing against your neck?Answer: Your dad is Harry A. Woods and you didn’t watch the damned biscuits and now they’re …
Hahaha! I Put Tape Over Your Face…Book!
Every family has its own strange dynamics that others may not understand. What seems like mean spirited behaviour or child abuse to one might be game night to another. For that reason, I have no problem with the idea that there may come a point in the parent child relationship when binding and gagging your …
>Shirley Not!
>I should be asleep, but I’m a fool. I’m trying to drag myself out of an epic news Twitter hole, the result of not looking at it for days due to work. And…I found this horrible update. Remember Shirley Anderson? That woman who abandoned her kids and then tried to make them take care of …
>The Whole Medieval Thing Will Be A Lot Less Fun If They’re Sentenced That Way
>As far as discipline goes, this is…different. Fremon and Julie Seay have been arrested and the three children in their home have been removed and are staying with family members. Why? Well, it goes like this. Julie Seay’s 16-year-old daughter went to a party without permission, pretty standard teenaged stuff that often brings some form …
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Designated Daughter
How much trash can you really talk about this guy? I mean sure he got hammered and let his 9-year-old drive him to a variety store at 3 in the morning in his work van, but the kid was in a booster seat so at least he’s looking out for her safety, right? The videotape …
Show And Tell Indeed!
Here’s a new one for ya. Do you remember being in kindergarten, and having Show and Tell? You brought in something from home, held it up to the class, and talked about what it was. Well, one kindergartener brought some things in for Show and Tell that were not your average items. They were a …