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Just reading what went down in this story has me laughing, because a little movie has started to form in my head of how it might have happened. Come on, the imagination gets working any time a burglary involves a pregnant woman getting stuck in a ventilation system. So let’s set the scene. Two dudes, …
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If this little fellah grows up hating music, nobody should be surprised. The parents earned notoriety in Germany last month when they drove more than 435 miles (700 kilometers) from the home in Neumunster, northern Germany, to the southern city of Stuttgart to attend a concert. They placed the baby boy in the trunk of …
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You expect to see a lot of things on a sightseeing tour boat. But I’d wager that one sight you wouldn’t expect to see is some jackass throwing his 7-year-old son over the side of one. Or at least I would have wagered that until Sloane Briles came along. Jim Amormino, a spokesman for the …
Remember the hot sauce lady from Dr. Phil? I did say she would always be known as that. she’s been convicted, although her lawyer’s pushing for no jail time, and it doesn’t sound like the kids are going to get much help. I blame Dr. Phil’s producers partly for this, if things went down the …
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A woman in Banning, California, had better be getting her daughter one awesome Christmas present this year to try making good for mistaking a gun-shaped object she found on the ground for a novelty cigarette lighter and shooting her with it. Rachel Avila, 30, and her daughter were talking in front of their mobile home …
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I was having so much fun with people on Twitter today, and then this came along. Kelowna RCMP are shaking their heads after a mother let her five children shoot pellet guns from their moving vehicle. The mother admits she was aware of what they were doing, but thought they were just shooting at road …
If that old saying about looking up things in the dictionary and finding pictures beside them were true and if a picture dictionary existed containing a definition for complete fucking trainwreck, Juliette Dunn may well be found there. Police said they spotted Dunn and Jefferson sitting at the playground, the young children on the ground …
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Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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I saw this a little while ago and knew I wanted to post about it. But my brain still was pretty fried, so nothing happened. I’m sure lots of times, parents have said they’ll kick their kids out of their car and leave them behind. Of course, they won’t do it. Well, this parent did. …
That would have been quite the day on the subway. A woman got in a fight with another passenger, and decided to use a rather unorthodox weapon in the fight…that’d be her kid. She picked the poor kidlet out of her stroller and started swinging the poor kid at her victim. She also pulled the …