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There are 2 reasons why you’ll never catch me swimming or sleeping naked. I care about the feelings of others and nobody ever needs to be subjected to seeing that, plus I’d rather notget bitten on the knob by a katipo spider. A Canadian tourist in New Zealand suffered a swollen penis and chest pain …
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Ow ow ow ow ow! Ok, now I think I can tell the story. Joe Cooper and his friends were wanting to raise money for a local hospital by waxing their chests. I guess Joe was the only one who felt brave enough to agree to have his groin waxed. It turned out to be …
You know, Dave Thune seems like a nice guy, and we’ve all said things that make us wish the earth would open up a special vortex just for us…but…I still have to write about this doozer. Oh my my my. I guess St. Paul’s sister city is Nagasaki, Japan, ya know, the city that had …
I don’t know what to think of poor Charles Wright and his course of action, except to say he’s a lucky man. So they’d built a new court building and everyone was getting used to it. Wright, a security officer, took a wrong turn, and wound up locked in a holding cell. Wright was claustrophobic. …
That would have been quite a wake-up call. You’re peacefully sleeping, and then you feel someone crawling into bed with you. You think it’s your girlfriend, so you call out her name, but a male voice responds “No it’s not.” That’s what happened to this poor sucker. Apparently, Michael Karanja Kamau, the man who crawled …
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I want to post this, but I can’t find the words. The only words that come to me are ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! Well, you read this and see if you can do better. I’m sure that crew guy will feel guilty for the rest of forever…and he’ll always remember to …
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Carolyn Paulsen-Riat sounds like she and Camaree N. Fellon would be great friends. Her husband said he was leaving, so she destroyed his vintage accordion and an antique tool chest, and reversed the wires on his table saw so it would zap him. Yup, I think he’s got the right idea. Leave her, and never …
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Here’s a story that makes you go what the hell. Kerri Lyn Smith and her boyfriend of four years were having a New Years kiss, when suddenly…Smith started yelling at him and bit off part of his lower lip! He has no idea why she would do such a thing. He managed to push her …
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Jesus, this is almost as crazy aspouring boiling oil on a guy because he bought the wrong chicken. Carolyn Brown, 44, was charged with second-degree battery Wednesday after she allegedlypoured a pot of hundred degree grits onto her sleeping boyfriend following an argument.As it happens, second is also the degree of the burns the victim …
So here’s a little tip from me to you. If you’re in the UK, and you see a gun lying around, for god’s sake don’t take it into the police station to turn it in. You’ll immediately get arrested, charged with possession of a firearm and you could face five years in jail, minimum, just …