Thissounds like the wildest and stupidest wedding fight in a while. The trouble started when one of the guests took exception to the groom tossing money onto the dance floor for children to pick up. The groom and his brother asked the guest to leave, and so began the pushing and shoving which begat the …
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Here Come The "Worse" And "Sickness" of For Better Or Worse and In Sickness and In Health
It has gotta suck for Julie Boyde, who after getting married, discovered she was allergic to her new husband’s sperm. She found this out on her wedding night. They even tried doing something similar to allergy shots to treat her, but it didn’t work. So if they decide to raise any kids, they’ll have to …
This Guy’s A Country Song In The Making
I can’t imagine sleeping through my house being on fire like Edward Stefanic did. I mean, part of the roof collapsed. Granted the dude did get pretty severely carbon monoxide poisoned, but still. It’s amazing his bedroom was isolated enough that he didn’t get burned at all. What a horrible night. His mom goes to …
Nuts Kicking Nuts
Good lord! That’s horrible! If you’re a man living in Langley, B.C., for the love of pete, shield your nuts! There’s a woman out there kicking random men in the balls so hard that one of them lost a testicle! She kicked them so hard, one went up in his abdomen and ruptured! And there …
United Loses Luggage
There’s nothing I need to add here, this speaks for itself. United loses bags of broken-guitar singer After famously breaking his guitar, United Airlines has managed to cause further trouble for David Carroll by losing his luggage — just as the Canadian singer-songwriter was en route to deliver a speech about customer service. Departing from …
It’s Finger Charrin’ Bad
Wholly fucking crap! That was my reaction upon readingthis,which could very well be the peak of the food feuds tag. The story goes that Mohamed Wahani asked roommate Sahal Said to buy some chicken for him. Said did, but he apparently bought a whole one instead of a quarter. This so infuriated Wahani that after …
Now That’s the Long Arm Of The Law
Hey there Brian Persaud, I think I’ve heard of a worse case than yours. Meet Tunde Clement. He was arrested, strip searched and police couldn’t find any drugs on him, but they were convinced they were in him, so took him to the hospital where he was sedated and given a colonoscopy. It didn’t find …
The Guard Doesn’t Have A Leg To Stand On…Or does He Have An Extra One?
I’m not usually all for prisoner lawsuits, but this guy can go ahead and sue. Jerry Ray Brock was in jail and got a new prosthetic leg. When he was transferred to another prison, a jail guard told him he couldn’t take the new leg with him because it was a medical device. Um, wouldn’t …
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Unhappy Mother’s Day
That wasn’t such a good Mother’s Day present. A mom in Australia was lying upstairs in her bed waiting for some breakfast in bed that her kids said they’d make her. She heard yelling downstairs but thought it was just them arguing. Nope, her little kidlets had set the kitchen on fire, and daddy dearest …
More Great Moments In Journalism
It’s a pretty slow day around here, sohere are some of those funny news bloopers I love so much.I wouldn’t call these the top 10 funniest, but there’s some good stuff here. I feel sorry for the guy in number 1. Having This happen to you would definitely be the number 2’s.