Too…Much…Stupid…Can’t…Take…Much…More…

I had a revelation today. In a flash, I figured out how I’m likely going to die. What’s going to happen is this. I’ll be living my life on an average day, perhaps even a day much like this one. Then, without warning, a story likethat of Janella Spearswill cross my path. It happens all …

And Now It’s Time For Another Exciting Edition Of What’s In My Ass!?

You know it’s been a rough night when your local paper startsa story about youlike this: Anderson County Sheriff’s deputies are investigating a Saturday-morning incident that left one man with something — no one is sure what — embedded in his buttocks. There are people who suspect he may have been shot, but nobody heard …

We’ll Take Less Care Of You

Airline ignored wheelchair requests, ordered senior to walk, family alleges I’d expect nothing less from British Airways. After all, they’re the same group of compassionate souls that onceforced a guy to sit next to a corpse for the better part of 9 hours and then told him to get over it when he complained. I’d …

Great Coping Skills, Dude

I shouldn’t have read this story today. I am suddenly filled with rage at the father. So you couldn’t save your wife. That’s sad. But what the fuck kind of shape do you think you’re leaving your son in by telling him you’re going to shoot yourself, threatening to shoot anyone who came near you …

A Couple More Snake Stories

Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …

How Did He Walk Home?

Man Loses Prosthetic Leg While Skydiving A skydiver in upstate New York is hoping someone will find his lost leg. Scott Listemann was skydiving above Gardiner, N.Y., June 14 when his prosthetic leg came off. He has printed up posters to distribute around Gardiner, asking anyone who finds his leg to call him. But now, …