“White people…we CANNOT be black. It’s not possible. We cannot “wave our hands in the air, and wave ’em like we just don’t care!” We, as white folks must “raise our digits vertically and oscillate them like we fear no repercussions.” We are corny, white people. Fuckin’ embrace it. We can’t “drop it like it’s …
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4 Things
1. Go read this. Somebody sent some hatemail to Five For Fighting and the guy who is the whole band actually wrote him back. It doesn’t end up being much of an exchange and Mr. For Fighting ended up being pretty cool about the whole thing, but the email he was sent is really funny …
This Is So Wrong
I wish that I’d known about this sooner. Perhaps if more of us had, this whole sad situation could have been avoided. What am I talking about you ask? Well, it turns out that for the last few months, Terri Schiavo has had her very ownblog,and that as recently as March 27th, she was posting …
I’ll Have To Try this If I Ever Completely Lose My Mind
TheCNN Drinking Gamesounded like a fun idea until I realized how many king cans I’d probably have to skull in the process. If any of you ever try this, let me know how it goes when you come out of the coma.
The Only Thing Better Than Meeting Your Girl In The Park Is Parking Your Meat In Your Girl
Check out this big collection of weird sex laws. Some highlights include:During lunch breaks in Carlsbad, New Mexico no couple should engage in a sexual act while parked in their vehicle, unless their car has curtains. In Connorsville, Wisconsin no man shall shoot off a gun while his female partner is having a sexual orgasm. …
Apparently I’m A Douche.
Apologies for the horrid typing in those last couple posts. Especially the snow one. Woopsy. That’s what happens when the computer you’re writing on threatens to crash and eat everything you’re working with, that, and the dude in charge of that section of the library keeps coming over, and sort of staring at what you’re …
On Health
As a public service, I invite you to visit the website of theScrotal Safety Commission.Yes, there really is aScrotal Safety Commission.I have nothing more to say.
Mother Goose For The Religious
I’ll bet you didn’t know that there was a King James version of Humpty Dumpty. Wellthere isand you can see it if you click that link. Just another example of how reading Vomit Comet every day makes you smarter.
Now That’s Some Hatemail
I don’t generally post other people’s hate letters but this one I found extremely amusing for some reason. Maybe it’s because I’ve never seen one quite like it before. I mean sure I’ve gotten some less than positive feedback to things that I’ve written but for the most part, the person has either had a …
SummerSlam Signs
So I was talking to Steve the other day about some of the funny signs you at televised wrestling shows. I’ve seen some really good ones and he suggested that maybe I should take one of my own to SummerSlam. I’ve been to one or two televised events before and never bothered to take one …