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Category Archives: satire
You Learn Something New Every Day
Bow Hunter Learns A Lot About Bears In Six Seconds
Doing The Right Thing
ACLU Defends Nazi’s Right To Burn Down ACLU’s Headquarters
Happy Valentine’s Day
Online Dating Helping Pathetic Women Get Their Hopes Crushed More Efficiently
Smart Kid, I Wish I’d Thought Of That
Child Bankrupts Make-A-Wish Foundation With Wish For Unlimited Wishes
Congratulations
World’s Oldest Neurosurgeon Turns 100
>It’s About Time
>Man Finally Put In Charge Of Struggling Feminist Movement
>Maybe We’d All Be Better Off If This Happened
>If Michael Mukasey doesn’t become Attorney General,I think Bush is gonna snap.
Glad They’re Thinking Ahead
Preemptive Memorial Honors Future Victims Of Imminent Dam Disaster
The Bad Idea Graveyard Is Expanding
Let’s visit the graveyard of bad ideas again. If you look to your left, you’ll see the don’t touch me cell phone program, and…oh! What have we here? There’s a new resident! Strangely enough, its creators are also from Japan. It is the portable zebra Crossing crosswalk mat. I’m laughing too hard to speak. So …