I’m glad to hear that President Bush had such a good visit with the Dalai Lama. Er, actually make that “Dali Lama”.
Category Archives: satire
Finally Some Good News
Not-So-Horrible Thing Happens In Iraq BAGHDAD—In a development Pentagon officials are calling not nearly as horrifying as usual, three car bombs ripped through a Baghdad marketplace Monday, killing fewer than 15 innocent civilians, severely injuring no more than 30, and merely maiming one U.S. soldier. The car bombs, which were detonated by Iraqi insurgents at …
Who Doesn’t Love A Good Country Song?
A group of country music’s biggest stars have a message for terrorists: you can’t hurt America by blowing up New York City. Yes, the full song does actually exist.
And While We’re On The Subject Of Politics…
It seems President Bush has a new health care plan. Make sure you’ve got your speakers turned up for this one.
With All Due Respect…
I thought this was hillarious, especially the end. Edit: Sorry for the bad link, it was good, and then it went bad. Now, it will never go bad again…unless something weird happens to the Onion. Anyway…It made me think of that time Steve respectfully invited people to suck a dick. Enjoy.
Madness at its Finest
A while ago over on The Devil You Don’t Know, there was a link to a page all about the evils of masturbation. After I recovered from spasms of laughter from reading these ridiculous claims, I decided to dissect this disgusting passage over here because I just couldn’t resist. Anything this outlandish is just asking …
This Is So Wrong
I wish that I’d known about this sooner. Perhaps if more of us had, this whole sad situation could have been avoided. What am I talking about you ask? Well, it turns out that for the last few months, Terri Schiavo has had her very ownblog,and that as recently as March 27th, she was posting …
Gays Get Defensive. Kevin Smith Gets Defensive and Then Gays Get Defensive Again
Well I just read something that I had to push along your way cuz it’s a real funny read. If you’re evented by gay jokes, I wouldn’t proceed if I were you. If you enjoy laughing, I would highly suggest you proceed. By the way, this came from Seanbaby.com This comes from September 2001. Let’s …
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You Make The Call
I invite you to readthisandthisand make up your own minds on which you believe to be the truth. It’s pretty obvious which one is funnier though.
The White House
When I was linking to things earlier I forgot one. I encourage everybody to visitThe White House.You’ll be glad you did, unless you’re Republican, or one of those winey people who gets offended by things easily. But if you’re one of those, you probably shouldn’t even be here to begin with.