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Smoke In The Dreamscape
Steve sent me this onion story describing a dream, but written like a news report, and we couldn’t decide which one of us had dreams more similar to that. Steve never posts about his dreams, but does he ever have some doozers sometimes, and I always ask him to post ’em. The eggplant in the …
What The Hell Is A Foursquare Anyway
New Social Networking Site Changing The Way Oh, Christ, Forget ItLet Someone Else Report On This Bullshit NEW YORK—While millions of young, tech-savvy professionals already use services like Facebook and Twitter to keep in constant touch with friends, a new social networking platform called Foursquare has recently taken the oh, fucking hell, can’t some other …
I Think This Is The Template For Every Dumbshit Stands In Line To Buy Something Stupid Article Ever Written
New Device Desirable, Old Device Undesirable Able to remain operational for longer periods of time and occupy a demonstrably smaller three-dimensional space, the new device is so advanced when compared to the old device that it makes the old device appear much older than it actually is. However, the new device is reportedly not so …
In Heaven There Are No Pets?
Oh boy. We’ve talked before about that service that promised to send information to specified people post-rapture. Now, Ann Adams let me know of a company promissing to save your pets if you get scooped up to heaven. What I can’t figure out is, if I am to believe they plan to provide this service, …
Are There No Limits To This Man’s Greatness?
Lance Armstrong Inspires Thousands To Come In Third To Cancer Armstrong’s third place finish, coupled with his relentless endeavors to raise awareness of himself as a cancer survivor and role model, have taken him almost overnight from one survivor among many to a living symbol of a man who only lets two things beat him. …
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PETW
Advocacy Group Decries PETA’s Inhumane Treatment Of Women
Another Episode of It’s A Joke, Guys!
I think I’m going to right Barbara Mikkelson and congratulate her on finally digesting the numbnuts who thought the piece of obvious satire I’m about to show you was real. Usually, she is extraordinarily gentle with the dorks she has to deal with on a daily basis. I’m also going to ask her how many …
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Brilliant Scientist Trying To Get Word Out About Penis-Enlargement Breakthrough
Well, Glad That’s Sorted
Investigators Determine Air France Disaster Caused By Plane Crash French and Brazilian authorities said their first hint that the tragedy was caused by a plane crash came last week, when divers recovered several large metal fragments from Air France Flight 447 that were not fused together in one solid mass, as is typical of a …