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Category Archives: satire
Can I Get An Amen!?
Panicked, Sweat-Covered Pope Reverses Longstanding Ban On Abortion
If Real Politicians Had This Kind Of Foresight, The World Would Be A Much Better Place
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
>Hopefully They Can Find A Way To Stop Them From Marrying Each Other Next
>This is a major victory for science.Gay scientists isolate genetic cause of Christianity
This Is Fucking Great If You Can Get The Son Of A Bitch Video To Play
Sony Releases New Stupid Piece Of Shit That Doesn’t Fucking Work
Old People News
If this doesn’t make you laugh at least once, you either don’t use email or you’re part of the problem.
The Onion? Conservative? that’s Funny!
Here’s another episode of it’s a goddamn joke, you lame-brained idiots. When I saw this last night, I was reduced to an inarticulate, babbling fool. Now, I think I’ve found my voice again. A bunch of nimrods at the University of Arkansas filed a racism complaint against a law professor, demanding he be removed from …
There’s A Word For That
Child So Stupid She Sees Letters Backwards
Me+Math = No Buys
And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You’ll Find I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About If for some reason I ever found myself teaching a math class, this is exactly what it would be like. I don’t know why, but the ability to do math, even the really simple stuff, has …
I’m Sure It Means Well, But This Blows
Hurricane Katrina Returns To New Orleans To Apologize NEW ORLEANS—After a three-year absence spent wallowing in guilt for killing several hundred Louisiana residents and leaving the city in shambles, Hurricane Katrina returned to New Orleans Tuesday to beg the Crescent City for forgiveness, destroying everything in its path and killing hundreds.