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If you listen to most of your Blue Jays games on the Fan like I do, you’ve probably heard those Harvey Brooker Weight Loss For Men commercials. We (especially Carin) have more to say about him whenever we actually do audio again, but right now I’d just like to point out that even after however …
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I’ve been fairly quiet here lately, only popping in to post something quick now and then or to leave a comment on one of Carin’s guide dog training journal entries. Those entries are actually why I’ve been quiet. A lot of people are interested in them, many of whom aren’t regular readers. So I figured …
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Ok, NHL. You may have just broken me, ya bastard. All that stuff I said here and everywhere else about not watching a game for a long time when the lockout ends, while I really hope I can stick to it, just got a lot harder. Why? Well, because the Leafs just up and fired …
Today is a great day for Blue Jays fans. After years of campaigning especially by Mike Wilner, Tom Cheek has won the Ford C. Frick award and is now exactly where he belongs, the Hall of Fame! Even though he’s been gone for nearly 8 years, there’s still not a game that goes bye that …
To the list of those with a Black Friday riot video compilation we can now add Canoe. Some of these you may have already seen if you’ve been following along, but there’s some new stuff, like a couple of stampedes at Victoria’s Secret. Psssst, I know what the secret is, Victoria. Your customers are retarded. …
Help me out. I’m having trouble deciding if, based on this video, the little bit of John Sterling I listen to qualifies as way too much or not nearly enough. Best of John Sterling Bloopers
Since I returned yesterday from an in some ways traumatizing but hopefully ultimately successful apartment hunt, all I’ve been hearing about is Yunel Escobar and his homophobic eye black. I don’t want to get all high and mighty about this, because I’d be a serious hypocrite if I did. I think gay jokes can be …
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And…It’s happened. Because the rinky dink Mickey Mouse outfit dressed up as a pro sports league they call the NHL can’t get its shit together, we have no hockey. Again. that’s right, we’re now entering the 4th labour dispute in 20 years. How the fuck do things like this happen? You have to be a …
I have no idea how this is going to go or even if it will go at all, but let’s try. Oh, and apologies in advance for the typos. I have no idea what I want to write about here. I’m doing this more just to see if I can. Right now I’m sitting in …
I’d love to see what happened right before the video started so I knew why the best music guy ever played what he played, but even without that context this is still at once fantastic and pathetic. Umpire Ejects Daytona Cubs Music Man Derek Dye In Daytona’s 2-1 win over Fort Myers on August 1st, …