How much must it suck to be Jim Joyce right now? I wonder if he’s woken up to his first death threat yet. In fact, I wonder if he’s gone to sleep at all. I can’t imagine how it must feel to know that you blew a call and ruined an historic moment for a …
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The Rays Didn’t Win, The Blue Jays Lost
Since I’m a good sport unlikesome people,I must say congratulations to the Rays on a pretty bigcome from behind winover my Jays last night. I’ve been sitting here with this post open trying to come up with something to say about the game, and I don’t think I can express my feelings any better than …
This Whole Thing Stinks
If this went down the way Anne-Marie Gray says it did, then she should sue ’em, and sue ’em good. The story goes that Gray had worked for ESPN basically since it started, and had had no reprimands. Then she developed Irritable Bowel Syndrome, which can cause some pretty sudden diarrhea. That can get even …
It Appears My Friend Count Is Down By One, But It’s Only The Rays Fan
In an act of complete whining pettiness typical of someone who is willing to publicly identify as a Tampa Bay Rays fan, Ro hasdecided that she’s not going to be friends with me until at least Thursday.It could be longer if her team doesn’t fare well against my vastly superior Toronto Blue Jays this week, …
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Take Me Out To The Airport
I have a question for the people who do the scheduling for Major League Baseball. why is it that the Blue Jays never seem to play home games on long holiday weekends? I’m sure that there are complexities involved with pulling dates out of one’s ass that I don’t understand (that is how you guys …
A Cool Piece Of Blue Jays History: Audio Of Their First Home Run
I’m not sure exactly where this came from, but I’m glad it’s here. This is audio of Tom Cheek’s call of the first ever home run in Toronto Blue Jays history.It was hit by Doug Ault on april 7th, 1977, the Blue Jays home opener. Ault hit 2 homers that day, helping the Jays to …
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Ernie Harwell, Dead At 92
It was just announced on the Blue Jays game that Ernie Harwell has died at 92. I wrotean entryabout him and what he meant to me last year when he announced that he was suffering from cancer, so I’ll let that say my piece. But there’s already a nice tribute article posted on the USA …
Is He Blinded By The Sun, Or His Desire For Money?
Damn that other case where a girl got clonked by a flying bat, and her mom sued, and it went ahead. Maybe it set a precedent, so this next ridiculous lawsuit can continue. George Black got hit by a line drive, and now he’s suing the ballpark’s owner for letting the sun get in his …
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There’s Always The Next Few Years
The Your Call deal on the TSN website is asking an interesting question today. Was this Leafs season a success or a failure? On the surface that seems like an easy call because as far as the standings are concerned it damn well sucked, but at the same time it’s not so easy to say …
Ok Blue Jays, Let’s Play Ball! And If You Could Win A Couple Here And There, That Would Be Great
To get you into the spirit for a post that to be honest probably isn’t this one,here’s a great little ditty from back in the day when we used to win things. Opening day for the Blue Jays has come and gone and man, they came so close! Shaun Marcum, who hadn’t pitched in a …