Mmmmmmmmm…Silver Medal

I’m sure that Germans everywhere are very proud of the silver medal in men’s single’s luge, but proud of the guy who won it…might have to think for a second on that one. As the story goes, the second best luger in the world was asked by photographers if they could get a picture of …

Some Olympics Thoughts

I’ve meant to write more about the Olympics than I have, but obviously that hasn’t happened. Oh well, what are ya gonna do? Canada is doing pretty well after a week of competition. We’re currently tied for 4th place in the medal count with France, 7 each. the United States is currently whipping ass with …

Welcome To Vancouver, All Of You Less Awesome People

While we’re talking Olympics, Canada’s men’s hockey team plays it’s first game tonight. I’m sure many of you already knew that, but you may not have known about this. Team Canada recorded a video welcoming all of the other teams to Vancouver in preparation for the tournament, but for some reason decided against using it. …

What A doucheBegg-Smith

We here at Vomit comet would like to take this moment to congratulate Canada’s Alex Bilodeau on his Olympic gold medal winning performance in the freestyle moguls event. Not only was it a great victory for him and for the Canadian Olympic team as a whole, but it comes with an added bit of satisfaction …

Dick Pound Should Pound Rocks

Wow. Dick Pound of the IOC is a real prick judging by this article about women’s ski jumping. They have been blocked from being an olympic sport for some time for various reasons that all appear to be falling apart. So now, Dick Pound is basically threatening them, saying “embarrass us and you’ll have to …

>An Open Letter To Vesa Toskala

>Down Goes Brownhas written a fabulously entertaining response to Vesa Toskala’s comment that he couldn’t wait to wash the blue and white out of his gear. Dear Vesa, Thanks for stopping by my blog. I’ll pause for a moment while you configure your screen reading software. It’s now been ten days since you were traded. …

Oh The Good Old Hockey Game, It Was Quite The Rotten Shame

I can’t remember the last time I was so excited about watching the Leafs. It might have been when I was there live at the ACC, or maybe it was during the last playoff run yes kids, believe it or not there used to be hockey around here after the beginning of April. But who …

Remember When Watching The Leafs Was Still Kind Of Fun?

The Leafs are playing (or at least what hpasses for playing nowadays) this evening and it’s probably going to go the way pretty much everything has gone this season, which means a lot of us are going to need a good cry at the end of the night. So to try to soften the blow …

Eh! O! This Cheer Can Go!

I should have written this post yesterday. It seems a little late now. Oh well. I’ve been seeing stupid commercials similar to this one where Pepsi was telling everyone to “learn” this new cheer “written” by a Canadian. The cheer is, as everyone in Canada well knows and wants to forget, “Eh! O! Canada go!” …