Greg Twilly, a man who is far and away everybody’s favourite commenter, just asked me some questions. “How come the mascot for the Paralympics isn’t missing a limb or something? And what the hell is that thing supposed to be? It sort of looks like a gay cow.” Tasteless yes, but the man’s got a …
Category Archives: sports
It’s Over! Let It Go!
Look. I love the Jays – but it’s over. I’m so tired of hearing how far back they are. It doesn’t matter anymore. Everytime I watch Sportscentre or listen to a radio on the update where they recap the Jays score, they always end with “with the loss/win the Jays are now 9 games back …
AHole In 1
Please, somebody help me figure this one out, because I’m just not getting it. What is it about playing golf for a living that makes the ability to speak English so important that there needs to be a policy saying that anybody on the LPGA tour who can’t will be suspended until they can pass …
Yup
What a day. I don’t even know why I say that – I’m just grumpy. I will try and keep the venom being spewed here to a minimum but sometimes you just have those days where shit pisses you off pretty hardcore – and ultimately it’s pretty marginal crap. For one thing. Maroon 5 can …
Honey. I’m Home!
Good Evening, So I’m back from a nice little period of relaxation at the family cottage. Pretty much my favourite place on earth. At the moment I am draining the alcohol from my liver and trying to keep myself from boiling over due to the annoyance of the sunburns I seem to have acquired! What …
It’s Not Quite The Same
So Track & Field has finally gotten started in Beijing and I can’t help but notice a rather obvious absence from Team Canada… and it’s not someone you might think. This is the first time in my lifetime that I have sat down to watch an Olympic Games, or really any major Canadian sporting event, …
Toronto Gets Buffalo’d
So this week the Buffalo Bills play their first of 8 games over the next few years at the Rogers Centre in Toronto. There will be a regular season game each year for the next 5 year and a pre-season game every other year for a total of 8 games over 5 years. Now I …
Your Day 5 Olympic Update
So here’s a quick breakdown on what’s going on right now. Canada has 6 boats still alive in Olympic rowing ranging from pairs to the Mens 8, which is favoured to win a medal. The American basketball team, or Redeem Team, as they are annoyingly being referred to as have now laid solid beatings on …
J.P. Screws His Own Team… I Guess.
So… Here’s something from the “I’m A Classless Ass” File for your dinner-hour enjoyment. A few weeks ago J.P. Ricciardi, GM of the Toronto Blue Jays called up rookie pitcher, Scott Richmond, to fill as the 5th starter for the team as injuries had cost the Jays a few players and current 5th starter, Jesse …
I Can Ride My Bike With No Handlebars
Sorry about the obscure title – but I’ve had that song stuck in my head for the last…. 4 months or so. It’s pretty much the greatest thing ever. This will basically be a stream of consciousness – largely geared around sports so if you’re not a sporty kinda person you can probably scroll on …