No officer, I didn’t report my son for driving around in your stolen cruiser. I just don’t see it as a big deal. What do you mean I can come with you? Police said that the 13-year-old boy was known to them and that he was a good kid until recently. They say that he …
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Pay No Attention To The Man In The Squad Car
HopefullyMercedes Greenwas trying to get herself arrested so she’d have a place to spend the night, because if not I’m left to wonder how she made it to age 19 being such a frightening level of stupid. Jenkins wore a suit and tie in an unmarked police car, according to his arrest affidavit. He said …
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If We Did This To The Brains Of The Bureaucrats I Bet We’d Find The Same Result, Too Small
Sweet Christ this is stupid. Tim Down sells fruit in a market. Recently he was subject to an inspection to make sure that everything was ok. It turned out that about 5000 of the kiwi fruits he was planning to sell didn’t meet European Union saleability standards. You might be thinking to yourself “good, I’m …
That’s So Redacted
It’s pretty frightening that anybody would trust a group like the American Family Association to deliver the daily news to begin with, and it gets even worse when you find out that they’ve gone so nuts as to start changing any and all references to the word gay to homosexual. Yes, that does indeed include …
Idiots!
Grrr. Even though I’m calmer now, I’m still fuming. Fume fume fuming. I took Trixie out for her final business. Just before she did it, I heard a ker smash! Some pea-brained numbnut toolchest asshole decided that it would be jolly good fun to heave a beer bottle from his balcony toward the street. Oh …
That’s What He Gets For Littering
It’s not even 10 in the morning and I already feel like I can relax and start feeling better about myself. Why? Because I’m notthe 21-year-old dumbass from P.E.I. who fell out of a moving vehicle because it was oh so important that the empty beer bottle made it to the road. RCMP said the …
It’s Good To Be Tough, But Some Sense Would Be Nice
I hate to say this, but it sounds like Eric Morris was doomed to die young. I mean, he did everything anyone asked him to do that was crazy. “Wanna jump off a roof?” “Sure!” “How about surfing on the hood of a car?” “Vroom Vroom let’s go!” “Ok, how about drinking shots upon shots …
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Want Some N Words? How About Nitwit, Or Nincompoop, Or Numbskull?
Um, do you think it’s a good idea to make a racial statement by putting a t-shirt on a white kid that has the n word on it and sending her off to her 90% non-white school without so much as having a talk with the kid about the shirt? You wanted to protect her …
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Rated S For Stupid
Three things about this class-action lawsuit filed against the makers of Grand Theft auto over hidden sex scenes: The leader of the legal team who got more than the actual people who filed claims has the last name of Lesser. A woman who bought the game for her kid had no idea there was stealing …
Some People Never Learn
For the first time in a while I can say that I really enjoyed an episode of Raw. there was some decent action, the Million Dollar Mania stuff didn’t annoy me to the point of wanting to do harm to people, and the draft, while in the grand scheme of things it’s meaningless since WWE …