Just so no one else falls for this, next time you’re voting somewhere, the pen you’re using seems to have no ink, and the polling clerk tells you not to worry, it has invisible ink and the scanners will count it, don’t believe them and ask for another pen. We’re all good on that? Cool! …
Category Archives: that was dumb
I Wish This Wasn’t True
Oh my lord. When Steve put up that link to the video about the Kid Bankrupting the Make A Wish Foundation, did anyone actually think it was true? In case you did, it’s a joke. J o k e! It’s Satire! But a lot of people missed it, so much so that Snopes is talking …
Haw Haw Haw, You Really Got Me There
You’d think that of all the people who should know that pretending to break into somebody’s house as a joke is a dumb idea, a police officer would be right at the top of the list, but apparently not. Perhaps the bullet the doctors had to dig out of his stomach will serve as a …
Was There Nothing Else Going On That Day?
Car chases happen all the time, but rarely does it take2240 officers, 460 police cars and a helicopterto catch one guy, and nobody seems to know why this one did. But here’s the best part. After all that time and I guess effort, the guy wound up basically catching himself when he hit a bridge …
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Sing Sing Singing A Different Tune
Now there’s a sucky day. A guy broke into a minimart, but was scared off by police. He ran and ran and ran…and ran onto the grounds of Sing Sing State Prison! Woops! Needless to say, he’s not running anymore. A guard got him, and off he went to jail. But you know what his …
Craig’s Hit List
Here’s another one for the You’re stupid files. Ann Marie Linscott decided that the wife of a man with whom she had an affair must die. But who was going to do it? She decided to find the hitman by posting an ad on Craigslist, the popular buy and sell site. She didn’t exactly say …
Wrong Number In A Big Way
Man, we’re just full of stories about stupid people today. Our latest moron text messaged someone about buying some pills, but got the wrong number, and ended up texting a police detective. So, you can guess they lined themselves up for an arrest. Easy there, fast-fingers. You’d think you’d check the number before making an …
Now, You’re Fired!
Here’s a tip for any disgruntled employees/employees with job-security issues. Next time you think you’re going to be terminated, unleash your revenge *after* you know you’ve been axed. Oh, and don’t be the only person capable of committing said revenge.
What Am I Gonna Do With Your Tattoo
Yeah, people are dumb. Why do I bother saying that anymore? But here’s another example. Not one, not two, but three women answered their door to find a random dude with a home-made tattoo gun standing there offering them a tattoo, and said yes! Now, quelle surprise, they all have an infection and don’t know …
Stairway To Oops
I shouldn’t be laughing at this, and I feel like a horrible person for laughing, but I am. What is so funny about a guy all ready to go set off a suicide bomb falling down some stairs and setting it off too soon? I don’t know, but I can’t stop laughing. And then I …