Ok, explain this one to me. You decide you need cosmetic surgery. You find a couple who say they’ll do it for a reasonable rate. You are brought to their office and find that their office is actually a filthy house filled with drugs and syringes and four children running around in it and you …
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Don’t Take that Born To Be Wild Thing Too Seriously There, Buddy!
Justin Patterson led police on a high-speed chase through two counties. Was he drunk? No. Did he have warrants? Nope. Why was he going so fast and driving like a complete moron? He was late for his test to get his motorcycle license. Well, after being charged with reckless driving, speeding 130 mph in a …
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Let’s Go Down The Robbery Checklist
Hold-up note? Check.Hood? Check.Glasses? Check.Gloves so I won’t leave prints? Check.Bag for the money?Uh-oh! NEW HUDSON, Mich. (AP) – A bank teller apparently flustered a would-be bank robber – and foiled a robbery – after asking where the suspect’s bag was to carry off the money, authorities said. Oakland County Sheriff’s Detective Tom Bisio said …
No! I! Don’t! Speak! Spanish!
The images this story gives me make me laugh. Imagine a man going to Home Depot and standing at one of those self-checkout scanner thingies. The items he’s buying? A pry bar and a hacksaw. He’s waiting in line. When he finally gets to the scanner, he accidentally hits the button for Spanish on the …
Crack Open A Cold One
Two South African men have been arrested afterstealing a hearse complete with corpse and using it to go on a pub crawl. The men, who were not named, were reportedly busted when the vehicle ran out of gas and they tried to get 3 women they had met at a bar to help them push …
The Stupidity Parade Marches On
Somebody, for reasons that I hope involve severe mental retardation, haspaid more than $1500for a piece of concrete with an oil stain on it that looks a little bit like the face of Jesus Christ. Speaking of Jesus Christ, that’s exactly what I said to myself when I watchedthis videoabout a Chinese grocery store that …
A Fine? Just A Fine?
Ok Carin, I’ll see yourdumbass getting shot in the eyeand raise youa guy who confessed to a murder that wasn’t actually a murder so that the cops would give him a ride home because he drank too much and ran out of money. By the way, I’d love to know who all of you think …
It’s All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses an Eye!
All I can manage to say when I look at this story is Hahahahahahahahahahah! Looks like someone needs to brush up on his skill with a weapon. This sounds like something out of the cartoons where the villains are incompetent baffoons and end up hurting each other instead of their intended victim. I especially keep …
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Flash Burn
Wow. Here’s a chain of events that totally sucks for our star of the show, Alex R. Perez and his brother. It’s stuff like this that makes me wonder if they were meant to get caught. It all started when he flashed a gang sign at a car, but it was the wrong car, because …
Return to Sender
Here’s a tip to criminals already in jail. If you’re pretty much nailed to the wall on charges of first-degree murder, and you decide to write a letter complaining about how things are going, basically confessing to the crime, and urging the recipient to do what he can to keep witnesses from testifying, check and …