If you’re so determined to make a statement, at least shit out the effort required to find a big enough sign to accommodate it. Christ, what a moron. A Minnesota business owner who wrote “Muslims get out” on the sign outside his restaurant has defended the move, claiming that people were taking the sign “in the …
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Our Prices Are Insane, And So Are We
I had heard over the weekend that this existed, but until now I hadn’t seen it. But even now that I have seen it, I still can’t believe that I’ve seen it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZmM-2gj5Gc In the television spot, a Miracle Mattress employee, identified by the Dallas Morning News as manager Cherise Bonanno, along with two male employees, …
I Want You To Want Me
And now, today’s reminder that taunting the cops online almost never does your freedom prospects any good. Mack Yearwoodhe used his "Wanted of the Week" poster as his profile pic on social media-SPD arrested him on 8/30/16 pic.twitter.com/J6Cjfjduau — Stuart Police Dept. (@cityofstuart) August 31, 2016 Yes, this Mack Yearwoodhe fellow did indeed decide that …
Sure Did
The incident happened at about 11:36 p.m. Saturday on County Road 466 near County Road 105, the report said. The deputy was driving east on the highway when he saw a man, later identified as Justin Carl Walker, of Oxford, standing on the shoulder. “As I and another vehicle came closer to the subject, the …
Who’s Goin’ Dumbass Huntin’? Cops Is Goin’ Dumbass Huntin’!
In case the title makes no sense to you… The festival in question is the Gathering of the Juggalos, so the ICP reference seemed appropriate. In some ways, I’m sure selling drugs at a music festival is harder than it sounds. It’s loud, for a start. A lot of attendees are paying you no mind …
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Someone May Be Going To Jail, But I Doubt It’s The Kid. Not Yet, At Least
It’s been a while, but another person has landed in some trouble for gettin’ their Roger Stephens on. This time it’s 71-year-old Beverly Ann Hardy, who now faces a felony charge of assault on a minor thanks to some unruly punk. According to court records, Darla Edwards called police shortly before 11 a.m. to report …
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Please Leave A Message At The Tone, Unless You’re Caller Number Four
I have a question. The other day, my dad called me. While we were talking, he said that he had been trying to call my sister but her voicemail was full and he couldn’t leave a message. I texted her to let her know, and when she wrote back, I was floored. “I know it’s …
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In 300 Metres, You Would Have Been Just Fine, You Dope
I long ago gave up even reading stories about numbskulls who blindly follow their GPS units into bad situations, but there’s something different about this one. Yes it’s somebody reacting to what their GPS says in the stupidest way possible, but somehow this one strikes me as worse than usual because in most of those …
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Your Vehicle, Which Art In Our Living Room. Damaged Be Thy Frame
Whether she was praying too hard or not hard enough is a debate for another day, but it’s pretty clear that this woman’s deity of choice might be trying to tell her to change up her methods a little. A 28-year-old woman was taken to the hospital for evaluation after driving into a Mary Esther …
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Dancing Cooker Bomb, Dance, Dance, Yeah!
Four-year-old's cucumber drawing prompts de-radicalisation call https://t.co/nQwC10KvsC pic.twitter.com/UChxLpnqjz — BBC News (UK) (@BBCNews) March 11, 2016 Yes, this is a thing that really happened. Just wait until you hear why. It might be even dumber than you’re expecting. A nursery suggested referring a four-year-old boy to a de-radicalisation programme after he mispronounced the word “cucumber”, …