Since I’m’ posting this today, this song makes a good soundtrack. Yeah, it’s December 23 and I don’t know where the time has gone. Somehow, despite my battles with the captain, I still managed to get my Christmas shopping done, although it was a little closer to the wire than I would have liked…and the …
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You Can Look A Lot Less Like An Old Bag, And All You Need Is…The Stuff In This Old Bag
So, imagine that you open your door, and find a small zip-lock bag full of a strange brown substance on your doorstep. The note taped to it with painter’s tape says it comes from a local spa, includes that spa’s logo, and claims it’s a new face cream that has been developed, and your neighbourhood …
You Have Some Weed? You Have Two Years?
Good news: Alvin Cross Junior doesn’t have to worry about being on probation anymore. Bad news: Because he’s going back to prison. Prosecutors said Cross’ probation officer received a text from Cross asking, “You have some weed?” Probation officers and drug agents raided Cross’ home and found a bag of cocaine. Cross plead guilty to …
Who’s Gonna Pull Us Over? We’ve Got All The Cars!
I want to believe Suburban Auto Body President Dennis O’Connell Jr. when he says that nobody from his shop did anything wrong because honestly, what kind of idiots would be idiot enough to drag race the marked police cars they were supposed to be working on through town, right? But if I am to take …
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These Bracelets Look A Lot Like Handcuffs
Some people can sleep through anything. Loud noises, commotion, the getaway half of their own robbery… The Sarasota County Sheriff’s Office said they were responding to a burglary call Monday at a residence in Nokomis, Fla., when they found Dion Davis, 29, asleep on a bed next to a bag of stolen jewelry. A cleaning …
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What The Fuck, Florida?
“What the fuck, Florida?” is a question I find myself asking with regularity similar to that of the sunrise, but this time, I’m serious. What the fuck, Florida? How can it be that the sorts of weapons grade assholes who could reach deep down into their theoretical hearts and think it just and good to …
Thigh Of The Tiger
This most definitely falls under the category of fine police work, Lou. It also needs a soundtrack, says Carin. A man named Andrew Holland had his name dragged through the mud and the courts and his life ruined for a while over a bestiality video in his possession featuring of all things, a tiger. Right …
Safe And Unsound
When a safe was stolen from a drug store in Swansboro, North Carolina, police were pretty sure that Ryan James Mullins might know where it went. Why? Because they caught up with him as he passed them while dragging the 8-foot tall beast behind his car, that’s why. They even got him on video, it …
Just A Drunk Ol’ Boy…
Were you to ask me what sort of person would do this, my answer would be either a drunk guy or a Floridian. In this case, I’d be right twice. Authorities say Travis Ryan Royal of Dunnellon was seen dragging a 48-inch, flat-screen television toward the front door of the Wal-Mart at 9570 SW State …
Jesus Take The Meal
One of the more creative dine and dashes I’ve seen comes out of Lawton, Oklahoma. Well, I guess it’s not as much a dine and dash as it is a dine and sit there hoping for the best, but you know. Police say Kristi Rhines ordered several alcoholic drinks and food at El Chico in …