https://twitter.com/Phil_Lewis_/status/1498819792869990402 I don’t watch the show, so someone more qualified is going to have to decide if this is the worst round of Wheel of Fortune ever played. Holy crap, though. The wheel really did not like those fellas, and that woman’s puzzle solving…what even was that? Hat? Fine. I’ll give her that one. Pretty …
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Nice Work, Father One Job
I personally find this hilarious, but I imagine there are several thousand Catholics out there who would vehemently disagree with my assessment. A Catholic priest in Arizona has resigned after he was found to have performed baptisms incorrectly throughout his career, rendering the rite invalid for thousands of people. The Catholic Diocese of Phoenix announced …
We Do, However, Sideline Dumb People
Unlike way too many people anymore, I am not in the business of telling anyone what they are never allowed to joke about. In the right context, almost anything can be funny to someone. But that’s the thing. Context. Like let’s just say you’ve got a killer line about not negotiating with terrorists. Maybe save …
Great Moments In Counterfeiting
Part of me is hoping that this was done as some kind of joke, one of those things where you do something ridiculous and catch someone who should be paying attention 100 percent not doing that. Otherwise, holy Jesus. Counterfeiters often make large-denomination bills, but these guys set their sights much lower — $2 coins. …
Another Reason To Just Wear Your Mask And Shut The Hell UP
If you don’t, you might just wind up having to serve the 25 years for murder that you’ve spent the last couple of decades successfully avoiding. Police in Poland have arrested a convicted murderer who had been on the run for 20 years because he was not wearing a face mask. Warsaw police said they …
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Who’s On Fox?
Going to go out on a limb and guess that this was the smartest conversation on Fox News all day. HAHAHAHAHAHA Laura Ingraham @IngrahamAngle had a SNL skit night on her show. You can make this shit up pic.twitter.com/RNfyXC4FJu — Plinio Magaña León (@PlinioMx) November 16, 2021 I’m curious whether or not Laura Ingraham is …
“Can I Bring This In Here?” “Neigh Neigh.”
I’m so sick. Please, get me to a hospital right away. But first, bring me a stuffed toy, a knife and some ivermectin. A COVID-19 patient tried to sneak the anti-parasite drug ivermectin into Windsor Regional Hospital by hiding it inside a stuffed animal, according to an internal memo sent to staff at the Ontario …
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Dude, Where’s My Car? Yours Is Wedged In That House Over There
The closest I’ve ever come to a frantic late night search for a car is that time we couldn’t get a damn taxi for hours after a night out. But at no point during that entire ordeal did the idea of stealing another car so I could search for one, getting it stuck on some …
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This Is Bob. I’m Lost In The Snow Right Now, So Please Introduce Yourself And Try Calling Again Later
Listen. I really do not enjoy being on the phone. If I have a reason to not take a call, I am taking advantage of that reason nearly 100 percent of the time. So with that said, I really tried going into this story with an open mind. Honest, I did. But dear god, you …
Now We Know Why His Brain Isn’t Growing
I’m not sure this is the stupidest media interview I’ve ever seen, but it’s up there. It definitely gets credit for packing a whole lot of dipshit into slightly less than a minute. Holy Christ. Graham was speaking with Insulate Britain climate activist Cameron Ford, and started the interview by referencing the group’s tactic of …