Not quite as eventful as the one from the other day, but still worth a post because reading it has made me realize that I’m going to feel a little bad every time I travel now. Not because I touch myself and other people on planes and am starting to figure out that perhaps I …
Category Archives: the friendly skies
Northeast On Southwest
Southwest Passenger Arrested for Masturbating FOUR Times During Flight “McGarity was seated in seat 11F and the female witness was seated in seat 11E,” the complaint states. “Shortly after taking off, and while the aircraft was in the air, McGarity exposed his penis by pulling down his pants and shorts and began masturbating.” When the …
If You Can Walk Around Offering People Nuts, I Can Too
Let’s get the good news out of the way first. Samson Hardridge is a pretty cool name. Unfortunately, the “Hard” part looks like it may be a little too on the nose. According to the complaint, Friday’s incident began when passenger Samson Hardridge, 33, of Lancaster, Calif., got up during the flight to use the …
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Down, Boy!
Even though I am one, I often have a really hard time understanding dudes. Seriously, if you don’t have some sort of mental illness, why would you ever think a stranger would react positively to this? It’s even worse because the lady’s daughter was right there, but it’s not as though you would have gotten …
God Should Have Told Him Not To Do That
I suppose Justin Riley Brafford here probably didn’t exactly molest this poor woman in a purely technical sense, but it still falls under the category of gross, please don’t do that, so here’s the story. The woman said Brafford “began to lean closer to her seat with his arm over her arm rest and on …
I Can’t Wait To See My Old Flame…And Then Piss It Out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5nZ9IdN53AE A friendly chap by the name of Michael Allen Haag seems to have had himself quite the time during a recent plane ride from Denver to Charleston, according to reports. The people around him? Probably not so much. Witnesses gave an FBI agent these accounts of a harrowing flight from Denver on Thursday night, …
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Another Guy Who Can’t Keep His Hands In The To Himself Position
It’s been a little while since we’ve had to talk about it which is nice, but unfortunately there are still folks trying to be much too nice to their seatmates on airplanes, which is not nice at all. Seriously fellas, let’s cut that shit out. According to the FBI, the 22-year-old victim was traveling Wednesday …
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The Fondling Is A Value-Added Service, But If You Don’t Want It You Can Squish Your Ass In Here
You have a problem with guys boarding airplanes and forgetting the old preschool lesson about keeping their hands to themselves. Do you: A: Ignore it and hope it goes away because how bad can it be, really? The media often overblows things. B: Remind everyone over the loudspeaker during the announcements that it’s not ok …
Why Grope Someone In Their Seat When There’s A Perfectly Good Bathroom Up Here
I should have made a category for this while I was busy making new categories a while back. It totally needs one. The suspect, 29-year-old Michael Tanouye, was traveling with his mother from Honolulu to Kansai in Japan when he allegedly followed the woman and forced his way into the bathroom. He then tried to …
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Can I Get You A Pillow? Only If You’ll Lay On It With Me
More times than you’d like to think, we’ve covered in flight molestations involving some creep and the random, short straw drawing woman who was probably just in the wrong place at the wrong time. But as best I can tell, this right here will be the first time a passenger decided that not only was …
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