My Gall Darn Gallbladder!

You know how the song goes? “What day is it, and in what month? This clock never seemed so alive.” That’s kind of how I feel about May. I would really like some of it back if I could so I could not spend it in hospital. Yes, hospital. Steve mentioned he was running to …

An Update On Carin And Steve

Well hello there. Here’s what may or may not turn out to be a quick update on us for the benefit of the chunk of our readers who care about such things. Carin is still in the hospital. It’s been a week now, which is way too long when you consider that she was supposed …

We’re Not Dead. We’re In Stable Condition

I’m not quite sure what day it is, but I do know it’s not Monday, the day I said I’d be back to unfuck the website. Looking back, it’s a good thing I was able to fix it on Friday, because the universe decided that my sister’s wedding and everything surrounding it wasn’t going to …

Mike MacDonald Is Alive, Well And Still Really Damn Funny

Last night, Carin and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show like we do every year and as always, it was great. This year’s edition featured Arthur Simeon, Cristela Alonzo and Robert Kelly with host Mike MacDonald, who I can now take off of my must see live at least once list. Seeing …

Now I Want A Beavertail!

We need to fix something. Steve’s never had a beavertail! … At which point tons of people think I’m actually talking about eating a beaver’s tail. No no no. There are these fried pastry things that look like a beaver’s tail. Since I grew up near Ottawa, our family would go to Ottawa a lot, …

My Way Too Complicated Saturday

I don’t know why I’ve never put this song up, but the way yesterday went down makes it feel like a fitting soundtrack. Still I think he had a worse day than me, but I’ll continue with the story. I had to take Tansy to the vet because she’s been coughing and hacking and making …

I Don’t Need Another iPhone Anymore, A Question About Described Video And Other Things You May Or May Not Care About

Well, I hope you’ve enjoyed that quietness I promised a few weeks ago. Judging from our hit counts lately, it would seem you have. Hopefully that’s more you guys having a good holiday than us being the tree that falls in the woods. Anyway, things got a little quieter than expected for a few reasons, …