Hey, Hahahah Look At The Homeless Guy With The Stuff Up His…Woe, Neil?

When I first saw this story about this guy having 30 items inside his rectum, I didn’t feel the need to blog it. After this guy, everything pales in comparison. But now that I’ve read this story about how this author knew Neil Lansing, the fellow with the butt-load of smuggled goods, I thought this …

These Harmonicas Don’t Make Nice Music

I think I may have had a run-in with one of our harmonicas from December. If she’s not one of them, she should be considered to be one. I took Trixie outside for business. As I returned to the door, I could hear someone having considerable trouble with the door. Our door has a long …

Thoughts On The Troubles In Libya And Everywhere Else

I haven’t talked about what’s going on in Egypt and Libya and Bahrain And Tunisia and everywhere else over there that I may have forgotten about. It’s not that I don’t think it’s important. I guess it’s just that I felt I didn’t have anything else to add except holy crap look at the carnage …

A Half Apology, A War On Spam And Some New Words For Snowstorm

Even though it’s for your own good in the long run, I sort of feel like Carin and I might owe an undetermined number of you a bit of an explanation/apology for yesterday. I have no idea how far this spread since everyone on Twitter doesn’t follow everyone else, but yesterday morning, after making the …

Happy Birthday To Shoe.

So last Saturday we had a party for the shoe thief. Back about a month ago, Shoe turned 40! We wanted to do something special for him, but between Steve feeling sick and one of Shoe’s friends being unavailable because of being on the other side of the world, we put off his party until …

A Heapin’ Helpin’ Of Babble

Enough chomp chomp chomping for now. Let’s just ramble. I haven’t rambled in a little bit. I had a weird thing happen to me yesterday. I went to the drug store to pick something up, and a girl that usually helps me out said “So, you’re here for something for your eye?” My eye? No. …

How I’m Feeling And Some Wrestling Stuff

I can’t believe I’m actually going to try to write something. Sure I’ve written a few quick posts here and there in the last week or so, but nothing huge that requires boatloads of effort and concentration. This may kill me, but here goes. The main point of this post is going to be a …

Crying Wolf Makes Others Snarl

As technology evolves, the means to communicate with each other become increasingly sophisticated. But will these means ever be sufficient to breach the gaps between us? Or will they only serve to pull us further apart? Outer Limits, Season 2, episode 10. Excuse me if what I’m about to write doesn’t make any sense. But …

The Looong Holiday Post

Well, it’s about the middle of January and I still haven’t written my tradditional holiday epic. It’s a doozer, like always. First, updates about stuff I mentioned before. Mr. Postman never brought that last parcel. Oh well, if all works out, Steve can ask them to resend it and we’ll be able to give it …

I’m Home And I’m Alive…I Think

Well, I’ve made it home and I survived Christmas. And considering how things went for some of us, surviving Christmas is no small feat. How many of your Christmases involved 3 visits to emergency rooms for 2 different people in 2 different towns in 2 different counties? Not many? That’s what I thought. But mine …