Well, it’s the first of the month, and you know what that means in Trixie land, right? It’s revolution time! And it’s time for us to try once again to capture Trixie’s utter hatred for the stuff. When we first thought about doing this, we thought we’d just catch the end result. But because we …
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Shakin’ All Over
So I’m sitting here looking for food fights and dick jokes to post when suddenly… Shake shake shake. “What the hell? Why am I trembling? Do I have the shakes,” I think to myself. “No, don’t be stupid. Wobble wobble wobble. “Well then if I don’t have the shakes, what the fuck is wrong with …
Catchy? Yes. Insensitive? I Think So
I was making breakfast and the radio was on. I think it was Chym. The chirpy woman was telling us all about the ALS walk, and she finished off by saying “Walk for those who can’t.” It sounded as though those words were not a burst of what she thought was creative genius, but a …
The Huppy Is 1!
I feel silly writing about this, but oh well. Yesterday, the neighbour’s baby, who I call the huppy, turned 1! Yup, The little guy is a year old. Where exactly did that year go? I think the huppy ate it. I remember the day he was born. I was going to take Trixie for a …
If You Believe, I Saw "If You Believe!"
Remember when we talked about Anton’s next play? Well, the shoe thief and I went to take it in. Steve couldn’t go with us, and it’s too bad he couldn’t make it. He would have had fun. As always, there is more to our story than just going to see the play. There is a …
Thx 4 Ur Tip
We were watching the noon news, and the little Crime Stoppers crime of the week thingy came on. At the end, they were listing the many and varied ways you can leave anonymous tips, that stay anonymous until it’s time to get the reward, that is. Anyway, you can call their old tip line, or …
Take Me Out To The Airport
I have a question for the people who do the scheduling for Major League Baseball. why is it that the Blue Jays never seem to play home games on long holiday weekends? I’m sure that there are complexities involved with pulling dates out of one’s ass that I don’t understand (that is how you guys …
Headline Confuses
Swimmer drowns This headline got me thinking. Can you still technically use the word swimmer? I mean if he was swimming he wouldn’t be drowning, right?
Come Down To Have Your Cake And Eat It Too Drug Mart
I saw a commercial that sort of pissed me off. It was for Rexall Pharma Plus. It was talking about how budgets were tight, but don’t worry, savings were there for you…through the Rexall elite program. Look for the symbol, and save 50% on things like Mascara! Yeah, because mascara is a damn necessity of …
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Another Road Show, Another Success
Last year, Steve and I went to the Just for Laughs Road Show and had a pretty good time. This year, we went again, and the shoe thief came too. It was a pretty good show, but for some reason it didn’t quite top last year. I don’t know why, but hell, it was still …