It’s Not Easy Being Green Part II

Over the course of having trixie, I’ve learned a lot of stuff. Some I had to learn quickly, some tidbits have floated in slowly. One thing I hadn’t given a lot of thought to, until recently, was poop bags. When I got Babs, I tried to prepare as much as I could, even though that …

Bird Poop in Aisle 3

Here’s something else weird that happened to me when I was home for the holidays. I got a new braille watch which is awesome. Because braille watches are watches that you use by opening the face and touching the hands, they get more ware than your average watch. They get dirty. the latch that holds …

Hey Buddy, Music Is Playing.

I was reading my Snopes newsletter thingy that I get once a week so I can cut off stupid hoaxes at the pass when they get emailed to me, and came across something that deserved mention because of its stupidity. If the study’s authors were trying to make me feel guilty, they’ve epically failed, and …

Holiday Wrap-Up Chatter

Well, it’s that time of the year again where I babble about the holidays and such. it looks like ever since I’ve been here splattering whatever I have to say all over this place, I seem to do some kind of holiday wrap-up. Look at that. Without even meaning to, I’ve started a traddition! Now …

Fruit Smash, Hopes Dashed, You Don’t Get Your Cash

Wow. There are going to be some pissed off people right about now. I guess somebody had a bad day with the printers, and a whole batch of Fruit Smash lottery tickets were printed wrong so it looked like they were winners, big winners. In the end, I guess what really matters is what happens …

Merry Next Week And A Happy Week After That

I don’t have a whole lot to say since Mattcovered things pretty well yesterdayand I’vesaid similar before,but I wanted to take a quick break from packing to head off for the week (absolutely) and drinking beer (as if) to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I know it hasn’t …

Steve’s Birthday, Crazed Snow Storms, Sad Christmas Songs, And Assorted Babble

Hey everybody. I just figured I’d babble for a bit and see what ends up coming out. Ooo! Look out the window! It’s a big ugly snow storm! Apparently, by the end of the weekend, we’re supposed to get clobbered with 50 cm of the white crap. Even Trixie can feel it, because this morning, …

So That’s Settled Then

Yesterday I finally solved a mystery that’s been bugging me forever. That mystery is why they sell home pregnancy tests at the dollar store. The answer turned out to be pretty obvious. You see, these on the cheap tests actually serve a dual purpose. They turn blue to let you know you’re having a baby, …