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I don’t have a whole lot to say since Mattcovered things pretty well yesterdayand I’vesaid similar before,but I wanted to take a quick break from packing to head off for the week (absolutely) and drinking beer (as if) to wish you all a very merry Christmas and a happy New Year. I know it hasn’t …
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Hello Friends; Remember me? It’s been a long time since I’ve posted. For the last two weeks I’ve not had two minutes to scratch my own ass – and you people who know me know this is very important to me. As for the lack of posts before that busy two week period… Well there’s …
Hey everybody. I just figured I’d babble for a bit and see what ends up coming out. Ooo! Look out the window! It’s a big ugly snow storm! Apparently, by the end of the weekend, we’re supposed to get clobbered with 50 cm of the white crap. Even Trixie can feel it, because this morning, …
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Yesterday I finally solved a mystery that’s been bugging me forever. That mystery is why they sell home pregnancy tests at the dollar store. The answer turned out to be pretty obvious. You see, these on the cheap tests actually serve a dual purpose. They turn blue to let you know you’re having a baby, …
Something’s bugging me, and I don’t know when it will leave me alone, or what will make it go away. Maybe this will help. there’s a guy I’ve met downtown. He’s a little odd, but harmless. He’s the one who gave me a vegan brownie that time. I think he’s had an interesting, if not …
Ug! I’ve talked about email hug certificates before. Now they’re coming in text messages! I powered up my cellphone this morning, and it said I had a new message. It was from a friend in California. It said “I love who you are.” I thought that was quite the outpouring from someone who is friendly, …
I think I’ve encountered the first loophole in the whole Do Not Call List thing. I do have to say that we have seen a huge drop in telemarketing calls. Yea! By the way, access coordinator, where’s my damn follow-up call? But that’s beside the point. The other day, I got a call on my …
I had some random thoughts, so figured I should heave them up here in no particular order. Although you’d never know it from today’s weather, which I want to see stay as long as possible, that bastard old man known as winter is going to show up and I’m not looking forward to it. When …
And If You Direct Your Attention To The X-Axis, You’ll Find I Have No Idea What I’m Talking About If for some reason I ever found myself teaching a math class, this is exactly what it would be like. I don’t know why, but the ability to do math, even the really simple stuff, has …
The expression ” the father of our country” is kind of a weird one, don’t you think? Whenever somebody says it, you can’t help but picture some guy from the 1500’s humping a giant land mass and then 9 months later or whatever the gestation period for a thriving world power would be, office buildings …