I saw a commercial that cracked me up today. It showed this girl getting a phone call. It was from a collection agency. He told her that he’d noticed some patterns in the way she’s been paying, or not paying, her debts. Then he told her that she should call this credit counselling firm and …
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Man People are Lazy
Attention dude who took out the audio version of Where the Heart Is by Billie Letts from the library: When you returned it, did you not notice the stream of tape hanging out of cassette 2? The one that could not be wound back in because it was broken? Did you not remember your tape …
That Ain’t Right
Right now, at 7:33 AM on Friday, January 5th, 2007, the temperature is 9 degrees Celsius. It is expected to rise all the way to 13. This is happening in Canada, not long after Christmas, in a part of Ontario generally thought of as a portion of what people have taken to calling the snowbelt. …
It’s a Nice Day…in A Disturbing Sort of Way.
Someone said that the other day and I thought that was a perfect way to describe the weather. Check the date. It is January 5. Now check the weather forecast. It is supposed to go up to 13 C. Now check the geographic location. Yup, I’m still in Guelph. This is wrong! As much as …
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Talk about Keep it Simple!
I was just looking around at this one site to see if anyone was selling an exercise bike. I saw a section called jobs. I thought hey, let’s see what’s up here. And one job title still has me laughing. it was, and I quote, “dude with a van.” Well, at least there’s no confusion …
I asked for Cheesecake, Not Cheese in my Cake!
Well holy shit, it’s 2007. It’s a whole new year. Last night was the quietest Newyear’s Eve in a long time, like I said yesterday. We were going to go out to this restaurant nearby, but they foiled our plans by having a buffet that you had to reserve spots for and it was already …
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Wow! 2006 is over!
It’s weird to be writing a blog post today. Why? Because for the last five Newyear’s Eves, we’ve had a party going on, so writing a blog post, if the blog had existed that whole time, wouldn’t be happening. But this year we decided not to have a party, so here I am. The holidays …
Culture Shock
I’m still laughing about this, so it had to go up. I just listened to Weird Al’s CD “Straight Outta Lynwood” the other day. There was a song called Weasel-Stomping Day on it. I think he was making fun of all the crazy holidays that are created, or maybe the way people forget what Christmas …
Grief is Not a Joke!
Well it looks like I have a little more time than I thought. So here’s another post. Gotta get them written down before I go to the hell computer. Somebody made me a wee bit upset yesterday, and it’s still bugging me today. I ran into an old friend I haven’t seen in years, and …
This is Scary.
I read about this story, and it freaked me out, and continues to freak me out. This woman went in for a colonoscopy. She was put in a twilight state, that is she was partially sedated. She woke up with semen on her face. The doctor, Aniruddha Chitale, was found guilty. His sentence is disgustingly …