I guess Ronald D. Wittenberg will never know because he was trying to scratch it off while walking down train tracks and…scratch scratch scratch…he never heard the horn blowing…scratch scratch scratch…from the train…scratch scratch scratch…as it blew for 45 seconds straight…scratch scratch scratch…as it came up from behind him…scratch scratch scratch…and got him! They never …
Category Archives: trains
Sory, Don’t Try Again
An almost aptly-named kid who is now dead after racing a train with his skateboard is Jonathan Sory. I bet he’s really sorry about making that decision. But what I can’t figure out is why the company who runs the train is busy being sorry. Anyone who races a train is an idiot. Unless the …
2007 Darwin Awards
These are the real ones as published by DarwinAwards.com, not the ones from the stupid emails that everybody likes to send out all the time. You know, the ones that for some reason have the same fake stories in them every year? RUNNER UP # FIVE: THE LAPTOP STILL WORKS (Confirmed True by Darwin) “Driving is …
Ha ha ha ha ha!
You know what happens when you park your car in front of an on-coming train in hopes of killing your girlfriend? you die, and she survives! Thankfully, no one else was hurt, but apparently some flying metal messed up a truck. All I can think is, what an idiot! How bad could he have been …