Your Home Is Not Your Home

Whenever we’ve flirted with the idea of buying a house or hear that someone we know is doing it, one thought always crosses my mind. I sure hope it doesn’t come with a homeowners association. Those things suck shit and should probably be illegal. I don’t think I’ve heard a single positive story about one …

If You Randomly Hear Me Singing “Kiss a Wookiee, Kick a Droid”, I haven’t completely lost it.

I need to put this in your head, because it’s in mine. And I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan. But somehow, I never noticed that the Indiana Jones theme slid into Star Wars too. For some reason, when I’m trying to get somewhere, and the route is tricky, I get the …

The Best News Bloopers Of August, 2023

Old man talking here, but why does every basic action and concept need a silly ass buzz word? Quiet quitting instead of just calling it doing your job as though you’re a properly adjusted person, for instance. It’s not even accurate, for Christ’s sake! When not going above and beyond what’s expected of you in …

The Best News Bloopers Of June, 2023, So They Say

Maybe it’s today’s extra screwy sleep schedule (Carin had to be up at 2 in the morning which meant I did too), but I can’t say I enjoyed this round all that much. My highlight is the two anchors short circuiting while trying to get through the storm report, but your mileage may vary. I …

May 2023s Best News Bloopers

Is a fear of butterflies a common thing? And on the subject of butterflies, maybe it’s just Carin and I, but does anyone who comes from around KW/Guelphish remember the commercial for I want to say the Butterfly Conservatory with the little kid at the end saying “A butterfly might land on you!”? And if …

The First Two Plus Hours Of MTV’s Launch Day

I’m pretty sure that today is the first day in my life that I’ve watched MTV. I don’t remember seeing it on any of my trips to the States or during visits with the various friends and family who had the cool old big ass satellite dishes. And no, I’m not counting the useless Canadian …