Does anybody else think those Lotto Max dream coach commercials are super annoying and dumb? Basically, there’s this woman imagining what she could do with her lottery winnings, and this guy appears and tells her that as her dream coach, he wants her to dream bigger! Then the woman goes from imagining a country home …
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Best News Bloopers Of November 2022
I don’t think I’ve ever seen one of these with so many visual gags that I can’t figure out. There are always a couple, but I was completely lost for an easy 95% of this. If you’re blind, I honestly can’t recommend watching it. But I do hope that Ronda enjoys the free groceries.
Christmas Carol Lyrics You Won’t Hear At The Mall
I saw this the other day and I wasn’t sure if I was going to post it. Then I was walking around the Christkindl Market and listening to carols, and my mind was converting them to these ones…so I decided it needed a spot. I guess this showed up on Jimmy Kimmel Live last year. …
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Guy Attends Sporting Event
CTV returns with the hardest hitting piece of sports journalism since was that Kawhi Leonard? Who cares, let’s go with it. I hope you’re sitting down for this one, everybody. Todd from around here has World Cup tickets! The world’s game will bring sporting fanatics from around the world to Qatar to enjoy soccer’s greatest …
A New Reaction To Chain Reaction
For a little while there, the Game Show Network had episodes of Chain Reaction on after 5. I don’t know what it is about that show, but it’s addictive. You can get sucked in so easily. I had to laugh at my scathing review of Chain Reaction from 13 years ago. I really had a …
Dear Cheap Bastards…I Mean TSN
If you’re going to simulcast the TV Grey Cup commentary to the radio, first of all don’t, but just as importantly, could you maybe clue the commentators in to the fact that they are being heard on the radio? Perhaps that way they might remember to do things like say the score now and again …
The Best News Bloopers Of October, 2022
These appeared near the beginning of the month as usual, but then vanished before I could post them. No idea what happened, but they’re back now. The weather lady with the earring is speaking my language. Enjoy that omelette. And good luck with the gas, David!
Remember When You And Your Buddies Could Quote A Movie? Those Were Good Times
What? Huh? Why your favorite shows and films sound worse than ever I’m not one who watches a ton of modern movies or TV shows, but even I have most definitely noticed this. And it’s not just because the television in our house is old as the hills. It doesn’t matter where I am or …
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Fox News’ Halloween Fearmongering
Before you dress up the youngsters and send them out trick-or-treating, you should probably be aware of the newest, scariest Halloween trends that are threatening them and their old-fashioned values. You’ll thank me later. My favourite: “Hershey’s are now going by Themtheys.”
I’m Gonna Fall For The Chuckles Scam
Generally when you see an ad for a 900 or 976 number, it’s easy to figure out what the pitch is. A lot of them are sex lines of course, but through the years there have also been plenty that offer news, stock tips, gambling advice or even recorded messages from wrestlers or cartoon characters. …