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This is getting boring and predictable, but oh well. here’s another story about UK stupidity. This time, a garbage can had tipped into a four-inch stream, and council officials refused to remove it because nobody was trained to wear Wellington boots and a safety harness. It’s a 4-inch stream, and they’re boots! Gees! Luckily, some …
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Ridiculing the UK really is like shooting fish in a barrel. Now they have another method of getting tough on crime. They’re taking criminals on fishing trips. Uh-huh. They’re also teaching them how to plant plants, get the maximum government benefits, make and remember to attend doctor’s appointments, and tell time. So if they don’t …
Here we go with the UK again. Now, clowns can’t wear clown shoes for health and safety reasons. Enough said.
I’m pointing out negative things about the UK again, but any place that needs tospend thousands of dollars to install GPS systems on lawnmowers so that the gardeners don’t have to get lost in the grass anymore and can figure out which parts need cutting and which don’tdeserves it, yes?
Damn you, Anthony Gower Smith and your suing that school for not giving you proper ladder training, even though you had used a ladder for 30 years, and somehow winning the suit. Oh yeah, you’re in the UK, that’s why you won. Anyway, you likely set a precedent that has led to this absurdity. Yeah, …
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Ok, let me get this straight. In the UK, we can’t have kiddie pools without lifeguards, but kids can feel free to run out of the schoolyard and the teachers won’t chase them. Seriously. Apparently running after the kids can be an even bigger safety risk and in case you didn’t know, four-year-olds run really …
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The City Council in Cambridge, UK (where else would something like this happen?), is trying to ban students at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School from playing under a 30-year-old cedar tree becausethey might damage it. The move follows a Cambridge City Council report into the health of the tree at the Under Fives Roundabout Pre-School …
Guess where this is from. did you guess the UK? If you did, give yourself a big gold star. The city of Birmingham has decided that there shall be no apostrophes on its street signs. why is this? Because they’re too confusing, you see. Confusing? I would think having no apostrophes would make things more …
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Oh my god. Just don’t go to the UK. Why not? Not only will you likely not be helped if you fall in the water and appear to be drowning, if you need rescuing by the coastguard, they are being asked to fill out a big old form before they go rescue you so they …
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File this one under we have no understanding of the minds of children. Pupils will be able to text a police hotline if they have seen a classmate carrying a knife from today.They will be able to make an anonymous police report by texting 88551 with the name, or nickname, of the pupil, the school …