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Here’s another one for the making it easier for British criminals files. Now, the council of Bromsgrove is ordering Bill Malcolm to take down his 3-foot barbed-wire fence that he put around his property because it had been broken into several times. Why do they want him to take it down? Why, to protect potential …
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Ahh the UK. If not for its existence, we might very well be out of business by now. Here come a couple recent examples of the endless comedically frightening material that the ass backward shithole provides us on an almost daily basis. At the HMP Wymott prison in Lancashire, staff are beingforced to address inmates …
Here we go, let’s pick on the UK again, this one caused by health and safety officers, who else?. They now want to change the wording of bravery awards given to police. the wording states that the officer receiving the award acted ‘with no thought to his or her safety’. They say that this has …
Wow. This is the stupidest decision I’ve heard in a long time. Hackney Council, uK, thought a fine place for a convicted rapist and stalker was in the same hotel which is housing a bunch of battered wives. They moved him out of there because of concerns for *his* safety. What about the safety of …
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Let’s pick on the UK some more, just because it’s so easy. this story is a bit old, and I don’t know how I missed it, but better late than never, I guess. Claire Birchell, age 25, was up visiting her parents. She went to the store and saw barbecue sauce with Jack Daniel’s in …
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If ever you find yourself wanting or needing to spend some time in Shropshire’s Telford Town Park, be sure to bring at least one child with you. Failure to do so will, by order of the council that manages the place,result in you getting a stern questioning from park wardens because surely anybody in a …
Raaar! England is so going to hell. Now a festival in which the main attraction is a dude gallopping around on horseback has been destroyed because insurance companies won’t cover the horseman, calling riding on horseback a severe health and safety risk. So the guy just walks around town. By the sounds of it, they …
First we had the mix-up over who Russia is at war with, and now we have something even worse. Can you believe it? Well, I give you a big mistake made by government officials of Birmingham, UK. They sent out leaflets thanking everyone for doing such a great job in their recycling efforrts. They stamped …
Wo, let me get this straight. In Britain, it is unacceptable to sell kiwi fruit that is a millimetre too small, but hospitals can be crawling with bugs and hardly anything is said. Magots in patients’ slippers? Ug!
Ug, more UK bullshit. Maybe I should say “yuck.” I should have known this was coming, after folks in Britain wanted to eliminate the word “black” from “Ba Ba Black Sheepp”. The National Children’s Bureau wants daycares and preschools to root out racism in their pupils. Yup, that’s right, they’re on the hunt for racist …