The cleaning crew seems to have, at any rate. Sam Trail, of Houston, said he and his wife were forced to sit in a seat with fresh vomit on the back, of the seat in front of them, the floor and the seat itself. “The seat in front of me was covered with vomit,” Trail …
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United Breaks The International Date Line…And Also A Dog
Again with the dogs, United? At least you didn’t kill anyone this time, so you’ve got that going for you, I guess. KCTV reports that Kara Swindle and her two children flew from Oregon to Kansas City, Missouri, Tuesday on a United flight. They went to a cargo facility to pick up 10-year-old Irgo, a …
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United Breaks The Rules Of Overhead Bin Stowage…And Also A Dog
If there’s one truth about United Airlines, it’s that no matter what the greatest extent to which something can be fucked up is, they’re the people who will find it. Today’s episode: Let’s put this family’s dog in this here overhead bin and see what happens. You, because you do not work for United and …
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United Breaks Custom Motorized Wheelchairs
Jesus, United. I don’t even know what to say anymore. Valentin Duthion has spinal muscular atrophy, and requires the use of his wheelchair to get around. When he and his friends boarded a United Airlines flight to New Jersey, they left his chair in the care of airline staff, as is normal procedure, according to …
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United Breaks Violinists
Though the reasons why remain a mystery, we’ve known for quite some time that United Airlines and the industry in general clearly has something against musicians who play stringed instruments. It’s happened again, this time to violinist Yennifer Correia who wound up in a literal fight over her 17th century instrument with a supervisor of …
United Breaks My Brain A Bit, But At Least Its Trying A Little Harder To Say Sorry
CEO says airline will not use police to remove passengers in the wake of a video that showed a forcible removal of a Chicago passenger on Sunday Probably a good idea, but here’s a better one. Count the number of seats in each plane, then sell the same number of tickets. It’s not rocket science, …
United Breaks Faces, Any Pretense Of Giving A Shit
Listen. We’ve all had a lot of fun with the whole United Breaks thing and we all know that United can go fuck itself right along with basically every other airline, but there are almost no words for this. https://www.facebook.com/audra.dickerson/videos/10104378182069960/ Quiz time. The distressed fellow in that video: A: Got past security and made his …
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United Breaks Pilots
Ok, so this broken seems to have been caused by life and the world in general, but this tag has a theme, in case you haven’t noticed. An unidentified United Airlines pilot caused a two hour delay and perhaps more than one bowel evacuation when she boarded a flight, grabbed the microphone and started chatting …
United Breaks Baggage Handlers
To be fair he was unharmed so I suppose they didn’t break him per se, but they certainly could have since while baggage is meant to fly in the cargo hold, the same isn’t generally true of its handlers. A baggage handler was locked inside an airplane’s cargo area during a 1.5-hour flight from North …
United Breaks The Seal?
This one’s slightly questionable, but since messed up shit has a tendency to happen at airports I’m going with it until I hear a good reason not to. The woman, who flew from Newark to San Francisco last week, says that when she opened her checked baggage she saw yellow stains and smelled urine, TMZ …