Once Donald Trump officially took office, he did what many new Presidents have done before him. He called a previous President for advice. I’m told this is satire, but I’m not buying it.
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It Better Be A Good Prize If I’m Showing You That
This Oreo commercial is everywhere on TV lately, but no matter how many times I see it and how used to it I should be by now, the stupid thing catches me off guard every single time. Why? Well, just listen to the song. I don’t care what the contest is called or what the …
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United Breaks Faces, Any Pretense Of Giving A Shit
Listen. We’ve all had a lot of fun with the whole United Breaks thing and we all know that United can go fuck itself right along with basically every other airline, but there are almost no words for this. https://www.facebook.com/audra.dickerson/videos/10104378182069960/ Quiz time. The distressed fellow in that video: A: Got past security and made his …
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I’m You, Dickhead
If ever time travel does become a thing, this is exactly what it’s going to be like. In a world where time travel is a simple hospital procedure, a man jumps back in time to force his 10 year old self to learn guitar, so that he can get more action with the ladies in …
The Bayesian Trap
Want to make your brain explode? Watch this video about the Bayesian trap. At first, this sounds ridiculous, but because this guy has a lot of patience, it really starts to make sense. The sucky part is I don’t know if I would ever be able to actually properly use that equation because my poor …
If Only Our Heads Were As Loaded As Our Guns
I know some people don’t like it, but there’s a reason why the term gun nut exists. But since I’m a fair man, I’ll make you a deal. If you can come up with a better word than nut for someone who chooses to show his support for the second amendment by waltzing into a …
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Ass Ass Baby
So apparently, there are a lot of seniors with STD’s now, and it’s not something that’s getting talked about. So, Dr. Shannon Dowler wrote a rap song about it…which is pretty damn good. I have to say that I’m feeling pretty old, because “Ice Ice Baby” was picked as a song that is supposed to …
Not Special Needs
I saw this ad a few weeks ago, and it made me laugh. It also took no time at all to make a point that should have been clear all along. I hope it makes some people think.
Happy 40th Anniversary, Blue Jays!
Yesterday marked the 40th anniversary of the day the Toronto Blue Jays played their first game. For trivia’s sake, they beat the Chicago White Sox 9-5, which is a much better start to anything than a lot of expansion teams get. It was also the game that brought us their first ever home run, video …
Joey Quits!
If you’re looking to quit your job, there are a couple ways you can go about it. You can write a resignation letter and leave it at that, or you can write a resignation letter and then bring your marching band along to help you deliver it like Joey DeFrancesco did. He gives the whys …