Your Home Is Not Your Home

Whenever we’ve flirted with the idea of buying a house or hear that someone we know is doing it, one thought always crosses my mind. I sure hope it doesn’t come with a homeowners association. Those things suck shit and should probably be illegal. I don’t think I’ve heard a single positive story about one …

My New Favourite Tears For Fears Song Isn’t Even A Tears For Fears Song

I don’t know a whole lot about British television, so maybe bands randomly performing in the middle of children’s game shows is a thing that’s odd to no one but me. What I do know, though, is that this is quite the catchy little number. Go on, tell me you’re not walking around humming that …

If You Randomly Hear Me Singing “Kiss a Wookiee, Kick a Droid”, I haven’t completely lost it.

I need to put this in your head, because it’s in mine. And I’m not even that big of a Star Wars fan. But somehow, I never noticed that the Indiana Jones theme slid into Star Wars too. For some reason, when I’m trying to get somewhere, and the route is tricky, I get the …

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers Song, Basically

Red Hot Chili Peppers has always been one of those bands that I can take or leave. They have a couple songs I like (Soul To Squeeze, Under the Bridge, My Friends), and everything else ranges from meh it’s fine to it’s not fine but I’m not close enough to change it so whatever. Because …

The Best News Bloopers Of August, 2023

Old man talking here, but why does every basic action and concept need a silly ass buzz word? Quiet quitting instead of just calling it doing your job as though you’re a properly adjusted person, for instance. It’s not even accurate, for Christ’s sake! When not going above and beyond what’s expected of you in …

I Wonder If I Could Get Away With This

This is a really funny story that had better be true. If I find out that the New York Times got hoaxed back in 1908 it’s totally going to ruin my day. @weratedogs An absolute legend. 14/10 #weratedogs @ahistoryofdogs ♬ original sound – weratedogs “Dog a Fake Hero: Pushes Children into the Seine to Rescue …