Some Words For Jays Fans And Happy 30th Birthday, Lee Elia Flipping His Lid

So yeah. That stuff I said yesterday about heading outside to watch the Jays not get swept? It didn’t happen. The outside part happened and it was nice, but the fuckin’ Jays lost again. Worse yet, they lost a game they had won. That’s baseball though, I suppose. I guess it’s all sports really. the …

Stop Eatin’ And Abusin’ Those Energy Drinks, You Fat Bastard

If you listen to most of your Blue Jays games on the Fan like I do, you’ve probably heard those Harvey Brooker Weight Loss For Men commercials. We (especially Carin) have more to say about him whenever we actually do audio again, but right now I’d just like to point out that even after however …

Well Done, America. Who Needs Sensible Gun Laws Anyway?

Update two: This is even more right than the satirical stuff. A Senate in the Gun Lobby’s Grip By GABRIELLE GIFFORDS Update: This also sounds about right. COURAGEOUS SENATORS STAND UP TO AMERICAN PEOPLE This sounds about right. Next Week’s School Shooting Victims Thank Senate For Failing To Pass Gun Bill I’m not what you’d …

Yes Telus, Being Robbed Blind Is Awesome

Nearly without fail, anybody who hears about or has any experience with Canada’s Cellular phone industry comes away with the same impression. Good lord is it ever massively overpriced. It’s gotten so bad in comparison to pretty much anyplace else that the CRTC has finally started paying attention, holding hearings on the state of things. …

The Winnebago Man To End All Winnebago Men!

Some of you probably remember the Winnebago Man promotional video outtakes from many years ago. If you do, you’ll be happy to hear that there’s another 3 minutes or so of footage that you may not have seen. It hit YouTube back in 2009, but I was completely unaware of it until somebody slapped it …

Rest In Peace, Paul Bearer

This has been a bad week for deaths. Not long before Stompin Tom, I learned of the passing of William Moody, better known to pretty much everybody as Paul Bearer, the Undertaker’s manager in the WWF during the 1990’s. He was just 58, but had been having some health troubles in the last few years, …

Look At This Instagram

This one goes out to all my pals on Twitter who feel the need to Instagram the living shit out of everything. In other words, hi most of you, how’s it goin’? It’s sung to the tune of Nickelback’s Photograph, so that song turned out to be good for something after all. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nn-dD-QKYN4 This reminds …

Roll On, Stompin’ Tom

It’s hard to put into words exactly how much of a legend Stompin’ Tom Connors is. It’s also hard to explain how much he meant not just to Canadian music, but to Canada itself. Think of something Canadian. Whatever crossed your mind just now, Stompin’ Tom probably wrote a song about it at some point. …