Hello, NSA? I Lost An Email. Can You Guys Find It For Me?

Bahram Sadeghi has made one of the better prank phone calls of the past several years. The other day he got an email, and he permanently deleted it totally by accident. He’d really like to get it back, but not even the people at “the internet shop” can recover it. But since it’s such an …

A Day In The Life Of Nord The Barbarian

I didn’t get to see much of the AWA when I was growing up, so until now I was sadly unaware of the existence of this get to know Nord the Barbarian skit. Unlike most of today’s wrestling comedy written by the rooms full of Hollywood types employed by WWE, this is actually funny. Part …

For At Least One Night, Being At An Astros Game Wasn’t The Worst Thing About Being At An Astros Game

If Houston Astros fans are an actual species that exists in the wild, I would like to apologize to them for not getting to this before now. I would especially like to apologize if any of them are the type to enjoy a cold, refreshing snow cone at the game now and then. After watching …

Trixie and Tansy Meet, And We Get Video

Hi. It’s me. You know, the one who never writes anymore? I have a metric boatload of ideas for posts. Who knows how many I’ll get through…but here goes. I’d said a while back that Trixie and Tansy had met, and the meeting wasn’t the most wonderful. Well, they’ve since had 2 more meetings, and …

If You’ve Ever Complained About A Slow Waiter, You Can Now Have Your Head Taken Off By A Helicopter Instead

We’ve got a beer delivering drone, so why not an iPad controlled food delivering helicopter? UK-based chain Yo! Sushi is testing an airborne “flying waiter” that could soon be used to deliver orders to customers. To celebrate the release of its Yo! Burger, the company has created the iTray, an iPad-controlled food delivery drone that …

Yes, There’s Definitely Sum Ting Wong Here

I don’t know what the names of the crew aboard Asiana flight 214 are, but I’m pretty sure I know what they aren’t. Really, we’re not racist. Some of our best friends are Asian pilots. Indeed, to the surprise of no one other than the KTVU news team who apparently don’t bother reading anything aloud …

People Better At Music Than You: Tina The Van Halen Playing 14-Year-Old

This is completely ridiculous. And for a change, I mean that in the nicest of ways. What you’re about to watch is somebody playing the absolute king jesus hell out of Eddie Van Halen’s Eruption solo. You know, the one you hear right before the cover of You Really Got Me. But it’s not just …

You May Always Love Them, But They Won’t Always Love You Back

I’ve heard of all kinds of people being thrown off of planes for things like getting drunk or threatening fellow passengers. But for singing I Will Always Love You over and over again? That’s a new one. According to reports she began her endless rendition of the divisive tune shortly after the flight took off. …