These appeared near the beginning of the month as usual, but then vanished before I could post them. No idea what happened, but they’re back now. The weather lady with the earring is speaking my language. Enjoy that omelette. And good luck with the gas, David!
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Never Again Will You Lose Your Poppy…Ever.
I had to chuckle at this video. I have to admit that this year, my poppy has stayed on. Admittedly I haven’t been out as much, but still. It has managed to fall off in the closet before! Maybe our ghost hates poppies too? Or maybe he’s a soldier and he wants to make sure …
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Today In English Is A Silly Ass Language
I ask this all the time, but how did any of us ever manage to learn anything?
Behold The Commodordion
I like to think that I have my share of odd ideas, but then some guy comes along and makes an electronic accordion out of Commodore 64s and floppy discs and I realize that I’m pretty boring, actually.
I Wish I Worked For Skip The Squishes
I feel the tiniest bit for the guy who won’t be getting his lunch on time, but I gotta tell ya, this food delivery bot getting himself crushed by a train fills my blind heart with joy. It’s one less piece of electronic garbage polluting the sidewalk, which means one less unnecessary travel hazard for …
Ladies And Gentlemen, Boris Johnson And The Beastlie Boys
Another solid piece of editing that I’m posting even though the story is old. But at the rate Britain is going through Prime Ministers…
Fox News’ Halloween Fearmongering
Before you dress up the youngsters and send them out trick-or-treating, you should probably be aware of the newest, scariest Halloween trends that are threatening them and their old-fashioned values. You’ll thank me later. My favourite: “Hershey’s are now going by Themtheys.”
Happy Birthday From Big Tech And Big Insurance. And From Mom, Eventually
Pretty sure I’m going to know exactly when Carin sees this post. I’ll be able to tell by the “WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTT!” that’s going to overwhelm any and all sound in a 12 mile radius when she finds out that this woman has spent years not knowing when her own child’s birthday is and arguing with people …
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I’m Gonna Fall For The Chuckles Scam
Generally when you see an ad for a 900 or 976 number, it’s easy to figure out what the pitch is. A lot of them are sex lines of course, but through the years there have also been plenty that offer news, stock tips, gambling advice or even recorded messages from wrestlers or cartoon characters. …
The Best News Bloopers Of September 2022
Congratulations, Jacksonville man. Where did you get that lottery ticket? Asking for a friend. I’ll…I mean he’ll…most definitely pull off a pair of jeans if I…he…wins. May see about getting some of those toys, too.