Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Um, um, uh, I thought I was inventive. I’ve been thoroughly schooled. So…he made a clarinet out of a carrot? For real? what I can’t figure out is the music is produced by multiple clarinets. Are they all carrots? How in the hell would you even figure that out? Am I missing something? I likely …
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I don’t think I’d ever buy one of theseBaby Laugh-a-Lotthings for my kids, because I know the next thing I’d be buying them is about a thousand years worth of therapy. Seriously, listen to that thing! Have you ever heard a laugh like that coming out of something that wasn’t chasing you down and killing …
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A TV station in Milwaukee sent a reporter out to the mall to ask average Americans questions from the United States citizenship test. Since you’re reading about this on the Vomet Comet, I bet you know how it went. That’s right, everybody knew every answer and it was concluded that the country is in good …
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Since we’ve already well covered the fine art ofcatching and standing on busses in literary form,all that’s left is to present a video demonstration of these things for the benefit, I suppose, of people for whom books and signs are too complex. One thing to note. Books and signs, 2008. Eight minute instructional film, 1950. …
This video says a lot of things that we sort of already know, but does it in a mind-twisting fashion. Its basic premise is that money is a concept, which Steve said, among other things. So go twist your mind. As an aside, there are big chunks of dialogless audio. I’d love to know what’s …
I’m pretty sure that this anti-smoking PSA isn’t supposed to be funny, but if that’s the case, somebody failed epically. I’m pretty sure I’ll be singing this all day, especially when I’m out wandering around looking for our polling station.
Wow. Here’s another reason why I love blogging. the other day, I talked about the Next Generation Perkins Brailler, and wondered how some features worked. Well, I got a response! Thanks to Google Alerts, a lady who works for Perkins saw my post, and answered my questions! Isn’t the internet wonderful? Here’s what she said, …
I’m pretty sure I’ve got a write-in candidate foryesterday’s shittiest song contest.Seriously, watch this promotional video for Microsoft’s Professional Developers Conference and try telling me I don’t.
I know a lot of you people love this stuff almost as much as I do, so enjoy these outtakes from a mattress commercial. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k25cbw9_sHI
I just read a horrible story on this blog about a dangerous dog toy. If you really want your heart ripped out, watch the videos in this post. What a horrible accident. I guess Four Paws Inc. has been at this for a few years. They have a dog ball called the pimple ball with …