does this kid sound even remotely like a cow to you? He sounds like a cow who’s been shrunk and stuck in a can.And his parents seem, hmmm, a little slow, as does he. Keep in mind, he’s 8.
Category Archives: videos
Riding The Pine…No, Make That The Steel
I think it’s as hard for us to resist stories about the things people will try to fuck as it is for them to resist trying to fuck them. So in that spirit, here’s the story of a 41-year-old man from Hong Cong known only as Xing. Feeling lonely, he decided to try his luck …
A Couple More Snake Stories
Carin’s been finding a lot of stories about snakes lately, so since I never like to be outdone even though most of the time I’m too lazy to do anything about it, I figure it’s time I get in on the act. Here are a couple of snake-related mishaps I’ve come across in the last …
Puppies!
Remember the GDB blog I was talking about? Well, they’ve been doing something cool. They chose a litter of puppies and blogged about them from when they were a week old until they head off to the puppy raisers, which is now. The puppy truck should be delivering them today. I don’t know how much …
Give Yourself A Robot Hand
Ever find yourself in the mood to jerk off but not in the mood for all of that pesky physical effort? Is your favourite hand broken and you’re not good at switch hitting? Do you have a spare 60 bucks lying around that you wouldn’t mind dropping on useless crap? If you answered yes to …
>Retarded Policeman
>I can’t put my finger on why exactlyThe Retarded Policemanis so funny, but I’ve watched 4 episodes now and all but one has had me cracking up. I think part of the reason it’s so great is that they’re using an actual Down syndrome patient who is willingly and knowingly participating and people are getting …
>Get The Pail. It’s Domino’s
>Domino’s Scientists Test Limits Of What Humans Will Eat This made me think ofCarin’s old post about those KFC Famous Bowls,which still sound wretched I might add.
In Bick’s We Trust
This is one of the best things I’ve ever seen,but for all the wrong reasons. I give the guy points for creativity, but if Christianity is going to make me act like this on film I think I’ll pass. For anybody using JAWS, press the spacebar on the 1 button in the Flash movie to …
The Voice Doesn’t Help Her Case
I probably wouldn’t have cared about this story until I heard the chick’s voice. Run the flash movie. She sounds like she’s either drunk as a skunk or stoned out of her mind. And excuse me, but who didn’t know that swearing at a judge in court isn’t cool? I guess Sarah Muller didn’t. She …
It’s A Beautiful Day In The N*******rhood
I know this is similar to the video of the Count from a while ago, but I’m low on ideas today and it’s not like this sort of thing is ever unfunny, so enjoy Mr. Rogers and his dirty, dirty mouth.