Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Look at that, it’s a wedding and a food feud all in one! The fight erupted when the best man pushed into the buffet queue to get food for his son, which is said to have upset uncle-of-the-bride Hughes. The 53 year old lorry driver is said to have then hit best man, and brother-of-the-groom, …
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When someone asks me “Steve, why do you hate people,” I generally reply by saying “honestly, I don’t.” But now I can add “but if I did, this woman would be why, the fucking ungrateful cow.” She invited a bunch of people to her wedding. Those people brought gifts. She didn’t like what one guest …
For a lot of reasons, I have, for as long as I can remember, considered the concept of marriage to be almost entirely unnecessary. I see it as not much more than paperwork, largely meaningless symbolism, a chance for girls to dress up like dolls and princesses for a few hours and for various businesses …
Weddings ain’t cheap, and I can certainly appreciate couples wanting to keep costs down especially in this time of economic uncertainty. But as with everything in this life, there is a right way and a wrong way to go about it. The right way might involve keeping your eye out for sales, negotiating with catering …
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Here’s another sign that I’m either losing my touch, or I’ve seen one too many weird news stories. It was all over the net. Har har, it was also all over her car, but ya know. Anyway, the story of Stephanie Robinette was everywhere. I guess she and her husband were at a wedding, and …
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You know a story’s going to be good when it involves a bride in cowboy boots kicking a cop in the groin. Police came over to break up a fight at her wedding, and then she ended up hoofing the officer, and then getting hoofed to jail. What started the fight? The groom got mad …
I’m sure that when the day comes for us to get married there’s almost no chance Carin would let me do this, but I must say that if there was ever going to be something that would make me take the plunge it would beHoward Finkel doing ring introductions for me and my wedding party …
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At least Travis Pittman has a far more forgiving fiance than the guy who lost the ring intended for his fiance in a helium balloon. But still, I feel for the dude. He had a wonderful romantic idea. He would bring his girlfriend to a pier and propose, saying he didn’t have a ring. If …
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Thankfully the story ofDylan Kurihara,a 3-year-old California boy who was the subject of an Amber Alert after going missing while attending a wedding with his father last month, has a happy ending. He was found safe and sound the next day and returned home. Unfortunatley for Joe Kurihara, the boy’s father, his story won’t be …
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Here’s a tip. If you’re going to throw your buddy in the air as part of a dance, make sure you can catch him. Otherwise, he may not dance again. It was a wedding, and friends of the groom were picking him up and throwing him in the air, when they didn’t catch him and …