Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Yeesh! This story of a woman throwing acid on a complete stranger sounds like something that’ll end up in some Snopes email. All Bethany Storro was doing was getting something out of the trunk of her car, when…she hears “Pretty girl, do you want to drink this?” and splash! She gets a face full of …
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This story of a doctor’s body being found inside another man’s chimney just keeps getting weirder and weirder. So it starts out that neighbours noticed a bad smell in the neighbourhood and they didn’t know why. Then, someone who was checking on the fish at a neighbour’s house happened to notice fluids in the fireplace, …
Steve sent me this story of late-night chaos, and it would have been a pretty ordinary story, except for two things. First, our star of the show was just strollin’ down the street with a pitcher of beer in his hand. We don’t know if he bought a pitcher of beer and figured he could …
Allow me to say this publically. Steve, you’re a jerk! Steve sends me a message entitled “Neat story.” He tells me I would really be interested in this, it’s good. I open it, and what do I see? Another story about a fucking bee beard! But this one wasn’t just a bee beard, it was …
You know it’s bad when so many people use the toilet exhibit at a museum as a real toilet that the museum gives in and turns it into a real toilet. This story especially caught my attention today because of something that happened on Saturday. We were at the Art Gallery of Ontario, and in …
On all of the Blue Jays radio broadcasts they’ve been plugging this Vtech Bullpen Hotline contest where you can win a VTECH Dect 6.0 Model DS6321-2 dual-handset cordless phone every time the team playing against the Jays goes to their bullpen. Actually they use this stupid wording about “every time the Jays ring up the …
When you see a story about a man in a banana suit showing off his banana, you just have to put it up, although it’s hard to say much else because the rest of the story makes no sense. All we know is Carlton Jeffery Kohnert decided that he must drive around town in a …
Every now and then I get asked why I never go to the movies anymore. I honestly can’t remember the last time I was in a theatre, but I want to say it was all the way back in 2002. The answer I generally give people is that most movies suck and aren’t worth my …
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Remember Michael I like to squirt women with semen Edwards? Well, it looks like he’s been at this for a while. Really not much to this, except there have been a few more victims found. Eeewwww. Just eeewww.
What kind of a weirdo is Gary L. Korkuc? Apparently he’s a weirdo who wants to eat his pet cat because he thinks the cat is mean. What makes this even weirder is he adopted this cat. So is he a nice man who snapped, or did he just adopt the cat because he didn’t …
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